THE TRASH REPORT: An Almost-Naked Man! Ritual Blood! And Rachel McFuckinAdams!

THE TRASH REPORT: Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)

Am Night Before Christmas

Submit to SCOOP! The Stranger's New Documentary Short Film Festival!

How Did That Goofy "Drugs in a Teen's Bedroom" Story Happen?

Who Will Be the Mayor of Seattle's Reopening?

Jenny Durkan won't be around to reap the rewards of keeping coronavirus at bay. But the next mayor will be.

Who’s the Homophobe Bothering Local Businesses and Ken Jennings’ Family?

Bellevue Police Chief Signed Off on Banner Trolling Seattle

What's the Best Cloud?

It's the end of 2020 and our heads are in the clouds.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Mayor Jenny Durkan Just Emailed Me This Link

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Slog PM: Kendall Jenner Settles Fyre Festival Lawsuit, Fuel Joins Ada's, Hitler Trump Praises Henry Ford's "Good Bloodlines"

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Will Someone Check on the City of Kent?

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

I Wish I Was Making It Up That Democrats Thought About Putting Joe Biden in Fortnite

Slog PM: Relax, It's Just Chaos

Slog PM: Trump Travels, Take a Look at These Streets, Japanese VR to Watch in a Bathtub

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Slog PM: Harry Reid Wants You to Know About UFOs, Manhattan E.R. Doctor Dies by Suicide

Did State Senator Phil Fortunato Fart on This Zoom Call?

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Even Meghan McCain Thinks We Need to "Start Easing Up" on Rents, Prevent Stock Buybacks, and Make Jeff Bezos Pay

Some Places Seem to Be Doing It Right

Take a Break and Look at These Little Nuggets

We Got Live Reindeer at the SeaTac Airport Light Rail Station, People

Slog PM: Three-Alarm Fire in Ballard; Fancy Anti-Sawant Sign in D3; Ballard P-Patch Wants Some of That Sweet, Sweet Soda Tax Money

Slog AM: The Whistle-Blower Complaint, Devin Nunes Thinks We Want Trump's Nudes, McDonald's Goes Plant-Based

Jackassery Will Not Be Tolerated in Seattle's Only Flag Contest

Buckle up. This is a dramatic ride.

Shoreline Prudes Cover Up Nippleless Mannequin at the Library

What's Going on with Bumbershoot 2019?

Only God Knows Why Rob Lowe Plays Dice

Someone Really Phoned It in When They Wrote This Billboard

Fact-Free Border Wall Fundraiser Raises Millions for Trump's Stupid Wall

Where Has Police Reports Illustrated Gone?

Jordan Peterson's All-Beef Diet Is an Ecological Nightmare

C'mon People: Do Not Donate to Michael Cohen's GoFundMe

Conspiracy Theorists Accuse Portland Institutions of Child Sex Trafficking and Ritual Satanic Abuse

I Toured a Barge* With a Veteran Mariner, And It Was Amazing

I'm Boarding a Barge* This Evening

Voter Guide Asks for "Community Service," Maria Cantwell Lists Some Mountains She's Climbed

My Dad Sent Me a Meme...

"Why the Nasty Comment About White Folks with Dreadlocks?????"

Gold Star Comment

Think Yanny and Laurel Was Weird? Check This Out.

Yanny and Laurel Ain't Got Nothing on the Green Needle Brainstorm

Reddit Thinks I'm Dead: AMA