Chase Burns
Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.
Posted inOh Man, The Future
Here’s What’s Going to Happen
After Donald loses this election by a wide margin, Republicans will say voting is the real problem.
Posted inFilm/TV
Neo Ned Is Unstreamable
Posted inFood & Drink
The Cheapest Eats in Seattle
Posted inOh Man, The Future
Here’s What’s Going to Happen
Trump will die. Trump won’t die. Actually, Trump already died.
