Uncle Ike’s: So many different varieties of pot, so little time. Credit: UNCLE IKE'S

Uncle Ike’s: So many different varieties of pot, so little time.

Uncle Ike’s: So many different varieties of pot, so little time. UNCLE IKE’S

So you’re coming to the green, green Emerald City for school, among other things. Is one of those other things weed? Of course it is, you’re in college. Experimenting with mind-altering substances is about as much of a requirement for graduation as completing English 101. Lucky for you, weed is legal here in Washington, which makes your experimenting a whole lot less fraught (although you still run the risk of ending up as the type of person who names their bong and owns one or several of those atrocious knit poncho hoodies). But you no longer need to do the strange dance of the underground drug deal. Indeed, when it comes to the devil’s lettuce, our fair city is rife with pot peddlers, eager to sell you the latest and greatest weed-infused hair gel. I’ll point you in the right direction in a moment, but first, a few words of wisdom.