VS. JOIN A FRATERNITY OR SORORITY
The university I attended—University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign—had the largest Greek system in the whole country.
I heard it all the time when I was an undergrad in the theater department there. (How long ago did I go to college? So long ago that I was the only out gay guy in the acting program at a big state school.) Frat boys on campus boasted about it constantly, and feminists on campus complained about it constantly. I’m not sure it’s true, and I’m not going to check. Not because “it’s a fact that’s too good to check,” as the saying goes, but because I’m not in college anymore and consequently couldn’t give a flying squirrel’s cum squart about whose Greek system is bigger—just like I don’t care whether or not you, dear reader, pledge a fraternity/sorority.