I have to walk by this horrible cackling demonic woman every day on my way to work.

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What the fuck did Tulalip Casino DO to her!?

I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

19 replies on “Tulalip! The #1 Place for Growing Satan’s Baby Inside You and Having It Come Out Your Face While a Bunch of Santas Cheer You On in Your Dark Congress with the Beast!”

  1. I just hate that jingle, it’s so stupid!! It would be like a commercial being all like “And we’ll get food food food at the number one place for food!” or any other repetitive word that doesn’t actually make a point or sell a product in any way

  2. @4: Yeah I HATE HATE HATE that too. Especially when “Fun fun fun at the number one place to play!” should have been soooooooo stupidly obvious, and even rhymes with the original.

  3. Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number on place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for Fun fun fun at the number one place for fucking make it stop

  4. I can’t stop looking (and laughing) at this photograph. Clearly the dark influence of Satan at play here. Thanks for sharing the horror, Lindy!

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