From childhood on up to today, I’ve never been very good at video games. I played the original Legend of Zelda, of course, and I really liked the original Sim City. But this trailer really makes me want to play this video game:

Stalin Vs. Martians! It’s the Snakes on a Plane of the video game industry. (Unless there was a Snakes on a Plane video game, in which case, that was probably the Snakes on a Plane of the video game industry.)

12 replies on “I Don’t Usually Play Video Games”

  1. Wow, seeing Stalin get jiggy with it was almost enough to make me forget the millions of people he had killed in his purges.

  8. The irony is that Stalin is reputed to have made his underlings dance to exhaustion at all-night drinking parties – which of course they did, because they knew they’d end up in a gulag in Siberia – or worse – if they didn’t keep their boss entertained.

    Even the reviled NKVD head Lavrenty Beria was said to have frequently kicked up his heals, so terrified was he of Stalin’s mercurial temperament.

  9. If this were the Snakes on a Plane of video games, there’d at least be some big, fake boobs and the dude from Good Burger. Mr. Constant, you might be better off seeking out Parodius, a really weird side-scrolling shooting game from decades ago that was only released in Japan.

  11. I also don`t play video games but last time I played Legend of Zelda and got crazy about that, now every day I play this game and this has became my favorite game. free online games

  12. I also don`t play video games but last time I played Legend of Zelda and got crazy about that, now every day I play this game and this has became my favorite game.

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