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It’s missing a syllable
wtf is so hard to understand about a haiku? 5-7-5…i thought we just had this discussion
pastrami sandwich
The tongue winnies bucks and breys
Ejecting spittle
I have no bus fare
my feet are frozen solid
I can hardly walk.
cold winter bus ride
all the windows are fogged
is it your bad breath?
Obama’s elbows
she did not bare.
But patting
queenly ass she dared!
Columbus buses
Shit. Can’t get anywhere. But
I know haiku
Dear Paul Constant,
Even when they are structured correctly, haikus are bullshit. I still love you, though.
Love, Jocelyn.
dori monson loves haiku
Is this poetry thing just some bullshit to cover the fact that there’s no morning news update?
Paul, please stop encouraging the schlock poetry. Thanks.
Yes …
Yes.
Yes!
Yes, it is.
Now could you get off me?