The war on terror has been extended to the animal kingdom:
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise – police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.
It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.
Bears do not support terror.
Bears also hate pudding.
you’ll find the rest of that ‘pudding’ in the seat of Akmed’s trousers…
It’s a Bearrorist!
Man, I hope this ends up on Colbert.
go bears. our policy of bear preservation is paying off at long last.
bet he ate the pudding, @1.
Over to you, Lindy.
Wow, I had no idea that large, hairy gay guys had a presence in India.
I for one support the right to arm bears.
Or the left.
So long as bears have arms.
Bah, beaten to both “bearorrists” and “arming bears.” I’ve lost the internet yet again.
Which begs the question:
Why does Obama continue to dither on sending 40,000 grizzlies to Afghanistan?
@10 because Canada and the Brits use those.
Grizzlies is a form of armored personnel carrier.
Fake. I called it.
No doubt the terrorists called someone “baldy” earlier in the day, and God smote them. (/esoteric biblical satire)
GET SOME!!
That. Is. AWESOME!
I bet the bears were getting revenge. Bear-Baiting is still commonly practiced in Afganistan and Pakistan…sheer torture for bears and dogs.