See, keeping track of your bowel movements is fine, but expecting me to track mine for the sake of your personal satisfaction? No way. I'll keep track of my bowel movements for my own reasons, thank you very much.
@8, some people's normal is every other. One of the best little Graham Greene characters was a CIA agent who kept a notebook detailing the volume of his every pee.
Fifty-Two-Eighty, you're back! I mean you look like yourself again. Well, the OTHER you. I'm waiting for Cato to get back to himself too. Is it just me or does it seem the comments don't have the same snarky sparkle without the right avatar?
Um, the ad poster doesn't identify his or her gender anywhere that I can see. Nice job assuming it's a dude. Makes me wish I lived in D.C. though. I'd move in there just so I could buy a few cases of Baby Ruths and leave 'em floating all the time. He or she would think I was a perpetual poop machine! Little Debbie fudge nut brownies also work great if you break 'em apart and roll 'em up.
When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
Because your shit is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
(Because your shit) your shit I can't resist
(Because your shit is what I miss) when I turn off the light
I'd be tempted to move in just to fuck with his head, and only check the box once every 18 days or so. You KNOW he'd get all anxiety-ridden and develop tics. It'd be fun to watch.
I requested more info..and yes I asked "Sooo, what's with the bathroom chart? Bit of humor?"
He replied..."No I'm serious. It's just for my records and my peace of mind. I don't publish the list :) I'm available all next week after 5pm. Are you still interested in the place?"
Another DC person here. 5th St NE is right next to the metro line, and walking distance to the Capital and Library of Congress, so $825 is a good deal. I have to admit that I'd at least go look at the place if I was room-hunting.
I live over on 9th St. NE right now. If he really wants to track poo habits up close, he should come hang out in my alley to observe the bums. Piles of it under my kitchen window every week (can't wait till this lease is up!)
It's a way to let the roommate know...."I wouldn't go in there for 35-45 minutes..."
Floater
Floater
halfway
sinker
sinker
sinker (string of junky food)
floater
floater
non-solid...
The ad appeared here before someone copy/pasted it into the seattle CL:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/r…
Dopey, I know. I get that a lot.
Right?
I think the deal is, people who eat (metaphorical) crap don't (literally) crap.
about nerds on CBS. It was on Wednesday.
P.S. Here's a good housewarming gift:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sto…
A friend of mine lived in DC for a while and said kick ball leagues are a big thing there.
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
Because your shit is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your shit) your shit is on my list
(Because your shit) your shit I can't resist
(Because your shit is what I miss) when I turn off the light
He replied..."No I'm serious. It's just for my records and my peace of mind. I don't publish the list :) I'm available all next week after 5pm. Are you still interested in the place?"
I live over on 9th St. NE right now. If he really wants to track poo habits up close, he should come hang out in my alley to observe the bums. Piles of it under my kitchen window every week (can't wait till this lease is up!)