Blogs Jun 22, 2010 at 11:10 am

Hey, Your Mom's Getting Drunk in the Park, and It Ain't Pretty

Kelly O
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1
ha!
I'm 85 Years Old on June 22, 2010 at 11:32 AM Report this
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nice!
Andy_Squirrel on June 22, 2010 at 11:36 AM Report this
3
Laugh-out-loud funny and cry-at-your-desk sad are so close together sometimes.
LogopolisMike on June 22, 2010 at 11:48 AM Report this
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Does this make her a candidate for DOTW ?
on June 22, 2010 at 11:55 AM Report this
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Hi Mom!
heywhatsit!? on June 22, 2010 at 12:00 PM Report this
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I just saw that lady.

That's not alcohol, KO. That's just-got-my-treatment-and-life-is-ALL-RIGHT.
six shooter on June 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM Report this
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Slurring: "Yeah, and they clean up their mess before playing! *BELCH* That's another thing: you brats don't know respect!"
Telsa on June 22, 2010 at 12:03 PM Report this
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please continue to write more "lady on the street" observances like this kelly.
Josh Bomb on June 22, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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I wish you had that on video...
Jubilation T. Cornball on June 22, 2010 at 12:16 PM Report this
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do any journalists work there?
does the staff ever receive any training in journalistic ethics?
is the might and power of Slog really best used mocking, ridiculing and libeling random people in public places?
on June 22, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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"I GOT TWO KIDS,... AND THEY'RE A LOT PRETTIER THAN YOU!"

Mom always did say, "you get your brains from me and your looks from your father"....
You Look Like I Need A Drink! on June 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Other day two kids got arrested by bike cops for drinkin' beer in cal anderson. what were they thinking? it was 6:00pm! go to a more woodsy park, seriously...

neway, coffee cups are much more inconspicuous than beer cans. coffee 'tumblers' are even better...
inrever1e on June 22, 2010 at 12:43 PM Report this
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It's the new suburban bumper sticker replacing "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student".
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on June 22, 2010 at 12:51 PM Report this
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Wouldn't the world be a poorer place if that woman got hit by a bus?
Judah on June 22, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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Holy shit I've been on a bus with this exact same lady.

She thinks one of her children is gay as I recall.
bconnolly on June 22, 2010 at 2:27 PM Report this
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Not sure which is worse, this lady, or the old bum couple fondling each other on the lawn.
Annag on June 22, 2010 at 11:36 PM Report this

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