Seattle-area serial killers are more attractive and efficient. Let's look at the numbers:

A face only a mother could love.
  • A face only a mother could love.
Admit it--youd date me.
  • Admit it—you'd date me.
New York's most famous serial killer, David Berkowitz, aka Son of Sam, killed six people and wounded seven. And New York's "most prolific serial killer," Joel Rifkin, was convicted of only killing nine people (although generous estimates say 17).


Meanwhile, Ted Bundy confessed to 30 murders (but his victim count could be as high as 100) and Green River Killer Gary Ridgway pleaded guilty to killing 48 women.

Bundy is more dashing than Berkowitz, no contest. Ridgway also beats out Rifkin—he's got a certain softness about the eyes.