Who’s crazier? I really can’t decide…

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38 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Cats”

  1. On /b/, various Anons were working to find that crazy lady’s personal information so that they can pay her back for what she did to the cat. (The cat was rescued, but was shell-shocked and very weak after its ordeal in the trash.)
    Not surprising, considering that Not Even Doom Music is worth animal cruelty. Even /b/tards respect that.

  2. @9 I bet she has small children locked away in a bunker under her staircase along with an assortment of ‘god hates gays’ placards

  3. …in the UK don’t even think of picking your nose, scratching your ass or poppin’ pussies into bins – Big Bro be watchin’ your every move.

  4. How is that not animal cruelty? Jesus, in the UK you can be arrested for fucking a bicycle but not for doing something that could lead to the death of a defenseless animal?

  5. As the owner of a cat for the past 17 years, let me also agree with those posting here, this woman is a fucking cunt (and I personally hate the “c” word, but in this case, it is warranted).

  6. “In a statement, Coventry police said they were supporting the investigation and “urge the public to leave the matter to be dealt with correctly by the authorities”.

    Frontier kitty justice!

  7. That’s some weak-ass stupid cat. The lid of that garbage can is pretty light.

    Cats outside the home are free game anyway. I keep them off my backyard with a airsoft gun and a supersoaker. If you like your cats, keep them at home and spay and neuter them. Maybe the lady was tired of finding turds in her garden.

  8. let’s be clear, that cat was on a street, which means (to me at least) that it was abandoned, as all owned cats should be kept under lock and key. the lady was just trying to give the cat a new start, a “recycling” in a way. By now, there must be a waiting list to adopt that cat. The lady was wildly successful in her recycling. I’ve never had a line to adopt the contents of a recycling bin.

  9. @19 and 21,

    I’m taking this to mean that if you ever park your cars on the street, I’m well within my rights to take off with them. Thanks for the new wheels, dudes!

  10. That was really creepy. You can see from the moment she encounters the cat that she dislikes it and is thinking about what she should do to it. And the way she looks around while it gets friendlier to her… omg she meant for it to die in there…

  11. The joke that she has someone chained up in her basement isn’t all that far from the truth — the correlation between animal cruelty and crimes against humans is so high that the police would be wise to investigate her very thoroughly. Forget about charging her with animal cruelty — odds are she has tortured humans in the past or is going to in the future if they don’t keep a close eye on her.

  12. @28

    I enjoy abusing humans…but I would never dream of intentionally hurting a cat. I hope she comes back as a cat in China in her next life.

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