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1
Gobsmacked.
And what's with the private jet. If you follow this guy's advice you'll enter the ponzi scheme where the zenith is a Lear?
Dan, you need to offer better prizes.
2
"The human penis is the mouthpiece through which God speaks..."

Right there, the fundie case against circumcision...
3
I can't wait until right wing morons start finding rapists innocent of rape because they don't believe in DNA!
4
I saw these the other day and they are very unintentionally hilarious. But some are so ridiculous it makes me think they are fake. Watch some on the site. Is the dude just sort of failing at humor while giving real advice or are they a joke? I really hope they are a joke and there are not real people using this for help.
5
This isn't real. I refuse to believe it. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA...
6
What part of this is not clearly a joke?
7
yeah...this is totally a spoof...anyone who takes this seriously deserves whatever harassment they get.
8
@4 who are you? are you fake?
9
Wow. I know about Poe's Law, but I don't believe I've ever seen it quite so clearly demonstrated...
10
Is it just a co-incidence that his logo looks like a flaccid penis?
11
@10 1. No.
2. Are you serious? Did you not see the ear/ball shake?
12
Did Dan have something to do with this? The voiceover on the coal video sounds like the lady on the Lovecast.
13
I wish I could un-see the shivering elephant/genitalia.

Good show, good show.
14
You guys, the elephant as a visual metaphor for the dick and balls?

this is FAKE, FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

There is no way in one thousand years that a Republican would use imagery like that, let alone their own mascot as the symbol.

15
This is a joke, and I'm 90% sure Dan knows it's a joke. Still hilarious.
16
I love the jiggly balls.
17
15, surely dan knew it was a joke. I'm more surprised that the other commenters didn't
18
The second video is pure gold.
19
Funny stuff. I do hope it's a parody.
20
This thread:

"It Gets Worse Video--The Re-Mix Version."
21
Is nobody else OUTRAGED that those douches in the second video are leaving FOD all over the tarmac?
22
I like the kid who's having ED problems.

"Well, my dad hit my mom and I'd sometimes have to step inbetween them"
-"You may also have diabetes."
23
Ha ha, these are awesome, really well done, like the Onion videos.
24
I am never, ever, EVER going to look at the GOP elephant in the same way again.

Gee, THANKS, Dan!

*off to scrub eyes with bleach*
25
@20 -- win!
26
BRILLIANT. Every parent deserves to have a child free of monkey blood. WORD.
27
Dan doesn't know it's a joke.

And it's pretty rude of you assholes to spoil it for him...
28
30 seconds of intro in a 60 second video is not appropriate.
29
I'm a social worker who works with Republicans seeking sex advice and they do not find this funny! I think the people behind this video should be ashamed of themselves.
30
@29 oh, poor you
31
Is this for real?
32
How can people not tell these are satire? Is that intro comment not obvious enough? I mean, the answer to, "I caught my husband looking at porn" is "he's taking a dump at his computer. It's the same thing." And a question about evolution is answered by "Every couple deserves to have a child free of monkey blood." C'mon, CLEARLY they're satirical. And very entertaining.
33
Everyone deserves to have a child that is FREE of monkey blood.

Cmon guys, nobody thought this was serious, did you? A cleverly-written satire.
34
Very funny. Dan, you need one of those shirts!

That's just not okay for your'alls son. That's almost as good and thereselves.
35
This is hilarious. Whoever came up with these is a genius.
36
@29 Oh, pipe down, Pamela...
37
C'mon guys, I couldn't hear a word of this and I could tell it was a satire.

Tiny, tiny, tiny clue: Keep an eye on that red elephant. Maybe it would help to turn the audio off, so you can watch what it does all the way through without distractions.

Sign me: "never lookin' at elephants the same way again"
38
Anal sex is not okay. Do you really want to be putting Gods telephone inside somebodies butt?
39
The Vaginal Pain one is probably the best. Hilarious.
40
@29, I didn't realize they actually made Republican-specific sex advice. Huh.
41
@40

"On today's thread, adam.smith will be playing the part of Pamela, the outraged advocate from the "It Get's Worse" thread. After a debate as to the veracity of the video, discussion will degrade into name-calling and the launching of F bombs. Unruly commenters will be dressed down accordingly by the more restrained Sloggers....and...scene!"

;)
42
@38 If it's an Aneros mobile, set on "vibrate," then yes.
43
Some of you guys thought this was real? No way!
44
If the penis is god's telephone, why does he want to talk to my poop-chute?
45
LOL LOL LOL LOL @42 AND 44
46
That actress is hot!
47
How people aren't instantly recognizing these as satire is completely beyond me.
48
CHIP WOMACK fuckin rocks!! watch him though, he'll steal your vodka.
49
@47 He seriously doesn't sound that much more preposterous than your average right-wing nutcase.

Dan posted only two of the videos - the rest are more obviously satirical.
50
This is brilliant.
51
C'mon people, the reason some didn't immediately recognize this as satire is because conservative xtians are actually that crazy. C'mon, they believe their god sacrificed himself to himself, preached about helping the poor and wants them to extend the Bush Tax cuts. These videos are just as believable as that, no?
53
@Canuck: Since when the fuck is throwing f-bombs on Slog a bad thing? :-D
Your running commentary had me cracking up.

Also, I really like the balls-elephant; I think he's cute. I wanna t-shirt, maybe lots of t-shirts: I can see this being a successful subliminal-framing symbol. Propaganda is fun!

Also, tell the TSARY to get on that green screen thing; you can do a video podcast then! You should shoot it in 2d+/3d if you want to stay ahead of the sex-advice tech curve! Those camera systems are only like $50,000 a pop, no? The Stranger can afford that, right?
54
@53 F-bombs are da bomb, John, I personally like to distribute them as widely as possible...and I'll take one of those elephant T-shirts, as long as it's limp... :)

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