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Jesus Christ, have some self respect. You are literally covered in cocaine. Why don’t you go wash your face instead of just standing out there on Pine Street all, “What’s up, whores? You like my ironic leaf hat? Seriously, this better be a Vice DO.”
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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Thinks he’s so cool. What an asshole.
i larfed
That is a very small snow person, a snow Olsen twin.
He’s got David Bowie eyes.
Does its bicycle wheels have red rims?
If so, then hip.
SNOW!
I’m so confused, how did that leaf get so HUGE, or that building get so small? None of this makes sense!
Missing a scarf.
Made out of coke, and he doesn’t have a nose. How ironic.
Hey, that snowman looks like some people I know.
You guys must have a carbon monoxide leak or tainted water or something. You’re all off your rockers these days.
I liked the one in the U Dist next to the Chase bank at 44th.
Of course, the Hipster-Snowman parked himself in a high traffic area to force people to consider how cool he is.
And everybody does their best to ignore the poser.
Wouldn’t hipster snowman be wearing glasses and a handknit cap purchased on Etsy?
Me too — think he’s cool. What an asshole.
Haha.
I bet he didn’t even vote.
Boo Hoo No more fourloko for the hipster dipshit.