Actually, this kid is pretty funny… until you realize that he’s going to grow up to be yet another entitled dickhole who your daughter will inevitably wind up dating.

21 replies on “Kids Say the Most Face-Punchiest Things”

  1. Whoever thinks that kid is even the least bit obnoxious, let alone “the most obnoxious ever” must not ever be exposed to truly obnoxious behavior. I was expecting him to tell the the reporter to suck his dick, or something like that.

  2. @7, I think you have the wrong read on this kid. He strikes me as a non lovable Larry David. He’ll be too flummoxed to seal the deal very often.

  3. I’m with Matt. Any Slog commenter who thinks that’s obnoxious doesn’t look in the mirror often enough. That goes triple for you, Humpy.

  4. The child is going to grow up to be a securities industry lawyer. He’ll be whining at the age of 26 that his work isn’t appreciated enough and he doesn’t get enough “down time” from his highly stressful work. He won’t get married until he’s pushing 35, but when he does, he and his fiancee will already have a child in a three-wheel stroller wearing designer onesies. He’s the kind of guy who will tell a fellow lawyer in the men’s room that the new tie cost him $150 because he “just can’t tie a tie that’s any cheaper than that”. (Don’t believe me? I’ve listened to that conversation more than once.)

  5. Not so bad, at least he’s a kid and still has time to learn better,,, and I’d punch any daughter of mine that dated a real entitled dickhole.

  6. I wonder if the kid is mocking the adults he’s seen interviewed. That’d be awesome.

    More realistically, his parents are huge jerks and he’s just taking after them. Not all kids are so self-entitled.

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