Save Dolphins!

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I actually did this when the filmmakers of "The Cove" held up the banner with this message onstage accepting their Oscar. They send me a text every few weeks, always with some sort of dolphin-saving news, always including instructions on how to opt out of getting any more. It's kind of sweet and harmless.

gloomy gus on January 12, 2011 at 4:34 PM

I see no option for buying a dolphin that book about chakras

icouldliveinhope on January 12, 2011 at 4:35 PM

What about those poor delicious tuna getting their nets all mussed up by dolphins? When all they want to do is realise their dream of becoming Sashimi on a conveyor belt. Nobody thinks of them... xx

Lisamareedom on January 12, 2011 at 4:42 PM

"Fuck you whale! Fuck you Dolphin!"

eclexia on January 12, 2011 at 5:07 PM

@2 - That's not how you save dolphins, stupid. They need Bibles.

MacCrocodile on January 12, 2011 at 5:19 PM

The dolphins do not need to be saved. They are ready to pack up and leave right before the pending Vogond destruction of earth to make room for an interstellar expressway.

And lets not forget, they are smarter than us for all of the reasons we think we are smarter than them.

Tingleyfeeln on January 12, 2011 at 5:19 PM

@6, don't forget, the draft EIS is available for public comment at WSDOT on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

gloomy gus on January 12, 2011 at 5:23 PM