Okay, hooligans, listen up. Hey. Hooligans! EYES OVER HERE, PLEASE. This is the most important piece of information you will learn all year—this WILL be on the test.
When defacing the word "PUBLIC" on a public library sign, the correct letter to knock down is the "L."
The incorrect letter to knock down? ANY OTHER LETTER ON THE SIGN (see Fig. 1).
- Fig. 1: Ur doing it wrong.
Next week's lesson: Canal Market, Ship Canal Bridge, that topographical map of Hood Canal on the ferry (hint: "C"). Sigh. It's going to be a long semester.
