I want so badly to make a thalidomide joke, but that would be insensitive.

@1: Oddly enough, the problems with thalidomide were caused by...handedness.

Oh, that was dextrous, @2, not at all sinister.

Dextrose? What the hell has sugar got to do with it?

But you're not following the script, FTE. It says right here you're supposed to intone "You only need one digit to work the trigger... although two hands are best for gun control." XD

(For anyone wondering what venomlash is on about: lmgtfy.)