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1
The cultural bias in these question is staggeringly repellent. Very disrespectful of the "don't give a fuck about no logic" ethos of bastard Irish dirt farming people like mine. I feel belittled, as if yesterday's finger-measuring wasn't humiliating enough...
2
Sorry to spoil the fun, but these aren't real LSAT questions.
3
"Ah my morning SLOG. What's this? No. No....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

*insert horrible, horrible LSAT/Law School/Bar Exam flashbacks*
4
Ha I took the LSAT once without studying for fun. So far I have #1 as A. I hated this section though, and think I'll leave the rest for everyone else.
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@2 - How so? They look exactly like the "logic games" section of the LSAT. Which would be the section I scored worst on. So, no. I will not play along with your evil mind games, Bethany.
6
Q: Why do lawyers wear neck ties?

A: So their foreskins don't creep up over their heads.
7
Fuck this, I am not helping you get into law school without a promise for pro-bono representation the next time I am in jail.
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1.) C
2.) C
3.) D
4.) E
5.) C
6.) E
7.) A
8.) C
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Studying for the bar exam is making me downright nostalgic for the good old days of the LSAT. 3 hr multiple-choice test > two-and-a-half day 24-essay hatefuck.
10
I agree with you on all but 6.), bean. I got A.
11
It sure doesn't look like the test I took. 35 years ago. Ahem.
12
C
13
Got nerd-sniped big time on this one

C
C
A
A
C
E
A
C
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@10: For 6, if you choose A, the sets of possible letters can include J,L,N,M or J,L,P,M. With E, the only set of possible letters if M,Q,K,P.
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derp.
16
Lawyers fuck best.
17
Whoops, that should be 4: C

Reading comprehension FTL
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1. C 2. B 3. D 4. E 5. C 6. D 7. A 8. B
19
I got: 1. C; 2. C; 3. D; 4. E; 5. B; 6. E; 7. A; 8. C
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@19: For #2, VUTYXWZ is an acceptable series.
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@#11, It sure looks like the test I took two years ago.

I refuse to do this ever again. It was my worst section EASILY. Having only gone to ultra shitty California public schools, then Evergreen, i had never even seen a logic puzzle before the LSAT. It was pretty miserable.

Thanks for nothing, Bethany Jean Clement. Thanks for nothing.
22
Me get automated time release blog posting software someday ...
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@20 From where I see it, that's why @19 is correct. V is first, U must play immediately after, Y or Z must play immediately after W, which must go after X. So to start, only T, Y, or Z can go last, but neither T or Y can go last, so it must be Z that plays seventh.

I got the same answers as @19.
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My answers matched up with the posted solutions, but I'm confused as to what this has to do with being a lawyer. Did I miss my calling? D: (Mathematician here.)
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@23 Yup! I meant @18, not @19.

As for #5, potential combinations are: NLJM, NLKQ and NLKM. Therefore, C.
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@11 I suspect you can take these kinds of questions and just substitute details to make a new story. LSAT madlibs, if you will.
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How many lawyers does it take to contribute improve societal well being?
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How many lawyers does it take to contribute toward improved societal well being?

sqrt(-1)
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@28: http://www.q-law.org/LegalClinic
sqrt(1) is the answer you're looking for

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