Blogs Aug 13, 2011 at 10:29 am

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1
It's nice to see that she minds her teeth.
2
Someone should make a collage of republican candidates eating phallic objects.
3
I want to see the photo of her husband doing this.
4
Oh yeah....she is one nasty ho!!
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i like the guy in the background watching her
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Apparently she "let him take the first bite."
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Please choke on it, please choke on it, please choke on it, ...please, please, please...
8
Worst GILF porn ever.
9
*shudders*
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This is how patriarchy can wear you down after a while. It gets exhausting to be the one pointing out time after time the misogyny of shit like this.

11
Way to sink to their level yet again Dan. She's a homophobe and your a fucking misogynist. You're perfect for each other.
12
It's okay, Bachmann's a misogynist too.
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the grossest part are the fake nails.
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@12: That is not an excuse. Bill Cosby says a lot of fucked up things about black people, but that would NOT give me license to make racist jokes about him. (Or, take a picture of him doing something of which I can make a racist implication.)
16
@10 ok.. i'll ..er... bite..call me whatever..i'm not getting the misogyny here...
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Oh thank you, rob! Thank you for that.
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It's a joke people.

...so is her candidacy, her husband and her policy ideas.

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@16 Some people believe its misogyny to make an allusion to a woman engaging in a sex act. If there was a picture that made it look like she was having a bowel movement or throwing up or sleeping during somebodies speech or drunk I'm not sure if they would count that as misogyny too. I don't think so which strongly implies to me that their real issue is with sex. Its the liberal version of the Madonna/whore complex.
20
Not only that, but Dan's caption reads "Meanwhile in Iowa"....not, "look at this hypocritical bitch eat a dick in public."

...surely that, could be misogynist. Except Dan didn't write that.
21
@15 Oh for FSM's sake, remember this pic from all of 2 days ago?

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
22
Why couldn't THIS have been the Newsweek cover?
23
I'm going to have nightmares about this, especially the photobomber in the corner.
24
Jesus, I really want a fucking corndog right now.
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And remember to look Putin in the eye when negotiating.
26
definitely not a deep throater....
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@19 Wrong. And if you don't get it, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it.

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The sad thing is, in places other than SLOG, this would make dudes want to vote for her!
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@27 I'm a woman, generally pretty sensitive to sexism, and I honestly don't see what you're problem is here. Even if sexualizing women automatically qualifies as misogyny (it doesn't), that's not even what's going on here. We're just posting funny pictures of an evil, repressed moron. Screaming "misogyny" here is especially ridiculous seeing as, like @21 points out, Dan posted almost the exact same picture of a male republican candidate a few days ago. Not to mention that picture of Santorum (the man, not the frothy substance) with the ice cream. Calm the eff down.

And btw, the statement "if you don't get it, I won't explain" is the universally recognized term for "you're right, but i don't want to admit it."
30
Today's trolls have been brought to you by first semester Women's Studies.

And yes it would have been funnier if it had been her beard, but I'll take what I can get.
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How is this misogynist? This would be just as funny with a male candidate. What about Santorum's ice cream pic from a few days ago?
@27 oh please do. surely you have time to post a few more smug, condescending comments here.
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Well, accccctually.... @30:

http://boyculture.typepad.​com/boy…

Merry Christmas ;)
-D310
33
How else could one eat a corndog?
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This woman has exactly a zero percent chance of getting the nomination. Why are you wasting bandwidth on her?
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Raindrop: It's Slog. You're not supposed to eat it. You're supposed to stuff it up your ass. Duh.
37
She looks so, presidential.
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@34 Thanks! He's even trying to resist the temptation, YAY!
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"This is how patriarchy can wear you down after a while."

Hey sugar-tits, just keep your teeth outta the way, and there will be no wear on anyone.
40
Misogyny? Give it break.

I am absolutely certain Dan would rather post a photo of Rick Santorum with a hot dog in his mouth.
41
this is just a teeny tiny example of why our Danny won't be on CNN anymore.....
42
Yes, I sense some freshmen "wymmyn" who just started reading Virginia Woolf, and the sensitive men who want to give them backrubs, may be crying misogyny here...

For the record, "And if you don't get it, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it." literally means "I only talk to people who believe exactly what I believe." Great job, Kim Jong-il!
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it's just silly and boring to post the photo. yeah, all the candidates are wasting time eating corndogs in iowa. gross. and everyone who eats a corndog looks stupid while doing so. snooze. i think dan should wait until he has photos of all the candidates eating corndogs and then create a collage. it'll be more conceptual and have a message such as "look at all these idiots. sigh."
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I don't understand the point of posting a picture just to delight in how ridiculous someone looks. Is that supposed to make people support your point of view over hers? Is that supposed to make people think your criticisms of Marcus Bachmann are in fact serious and grounded (as I think they are) and not just bullying? Because posting a picture like this just because you dislike someone, that's what bullies do.
46
I think this is the first photo I've ever seen of Bachmann where she did have the "crazy eyes"...
47
She's the wurst.
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"This is how patriarchy can wear you down after a while. It gets exhausting to be the one pointing out time after time the misogyny of shit like this."

I respectfully disagree, for reasons not unlike (though also not coinciding with) those of previous posters.

If you guys/gals don't want to explain where the misogyny is in the sexual subtext of this photo of Ms Bachmann, then I won't make guesses. I think I know what you're talking about, and I could counterargue, but hey -- maybe I'm guessing wrong. So for the time being, all I can say is "I don't agree".

If you didn't want to engage in a discussion, then why did you post a comment here at all? There are some quite normal people here who would like to hear your perspective, but by assuming this was not the case you simply contributed to the already sad level of argumentless accusations that the internet is so renowned for. What a pity.
49
Sorry but I can't look away from the guy in the corner
50
So it's misogyny to make fun of a woman now? I don't think people know what that word means.
51
I want to hear one of the misogyny-criers explain that the Santorum picture isn't a counterargument because he's such a bitch.
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@29 for the nice, considered, polite win.

How hard is it to avoid this sort of photo opportunity? I mean - no paparazzo out there is following me with a camera *and yet*, I still try not to jam bananas, corn dogs and particularly phallic ice creams into my festering maw in public, just 'cos I think it's - you know - kind of indecorous.

And the nails! Speaking as a woman who has to balance a fondness for nail polish with a desire to work in the real world, I can guarantee you that she can't type or hold a pen with those. She also can't wipe her arse without penetrating the paper.
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@50:

You're joking, right? Please, tell me your joking...
54
Dammit! Please, tell me YOU'RE joking...
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@52, maybe she can't type with those nails, but I'll guarantee that it's entirely possible to hold a pen, wipe your ass, and even put on a pair of pantyhose with nails that are far longer than that. You ought to try it sometime.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you would all be howling if a progressive candidate was depicted in a similar way on a right wing blog. But hell she's not one of us so fair game right? Ya'll a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

Now I'm off to a take back the night march with my fellow members of my womanist club, The Unshorn Sisters of the Apocalypse. Ta ta!

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The interesting thing about the photographs is that neither Bachmann has apparently ever eaten a hot dog before, or even seen it done by others.
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@56..well i would.. speaking of hypocrites..you're the one that won't explain the 'apparent ' misogyny in the picture ?.. to quote #48..
If you didn't want to engage in a discussion, then why did you post a comment here at all? There are some quite normal people here who would like to hear your perspective, but by assuming this was not the case you simply contributed to the already sad level of argumentless accusations that the internet is so renowned for. What a pity.
*crickets*
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FTR, I don't think this is actually misogynistic, but I can see why people think it is. A picture of any politician doing anything remotely resembling a sex act is funny, yes, but just based on what people are likely to get photographed doing, that means you get a lot of pictures of pols putting things in their mouths and not much else. So when those are the only pictures of that kind posted, it comes across as being somewhat contemptuous towards the idea of giving a blowjob, which is an act that is considered effeminate. Yes, obviously plenty of men as well as women give blowjobs and enjoy doing so -- but there's a reason "Suck my dick" is an expression basically meaning "Submit to me", and "cocksucker" is an insult, and so on, and this plays on that whole cultural edifice. And sometimes it's easier to just yell "misogyny" than get into all those nuances.
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Yep, I could have predicted 98% of the comments and responses to the charge of misogyny. The defensiveness with which you doth protest too much is quite comical. Have you ever listened to Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man?" Something is happening, but you just don't know what it is.
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And @48: "If you didn't want to engage in a discussion, then why did you post a comment here at all?" is an excellent question. One to which I haven't an answer.
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ITT: hipster feminists. "I'd explain how it's misogynist to you but you wouldn't get it."

Maybe "I was into misogyny when it was underground?"

Seriously though, if you're going to make claims, have the decency to back them up. Otherwise you're just a troll.
64
Also, if a liberal candidate had made that face with a corndog, I would be the first person to laugh at them. It doesn't matter who it is that's a hilarious picture.
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This seems like a good place to relink this classic...

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/Romn…
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To be fair, it would have been just as funny if a male republican did it.

Besides--Michelle Bachman hates women too. Feminists: Michelle Bachman IS. NOT. YOUR. FRIEND.
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not sure that link worked: here it is again: http://bit.ly/nHKWNM
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Why won't those damn feminists and pussy beta men explain to me why sexualizing a female candidate by posting a picture of her enjoying a phallus is misogyny? Yes, I keep giving excuses for my own perpetuation of patriarchy by degrading a woman to a sexual object by pointing out her own perpetuation of patriarchal values, but that doesn't mean I have the mental capacity to understand how society and the media constantly reduces women and particularly women in politics to their looks and their sex. I'm obviously too dense for that, so please spell it out for me so I can get into a syntax argument about the word privilege and talk about how the patriarchy hurts men too and completely derail from the offensive image above of a hate-able woman sucking on a cock.
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"I'm pretty sure you would all be howling if a progressive candidate was depicted in a similar way on a right wing blog"

Yeah, but it's always sexist when it's ugly feminists.

BTW, having had blowjobs from both conservatives and liberals, I can say, the conservatives gave better head and more than likely swallowed.

@69, sorry sugar-tits, was this your thesis?
71
Sorry, nothing yet tops Romney the fudge packer. And no, that's not homophobic. Just fucking hilarious.
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#33: out of range of cameras.
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@21 yes. EXACTLY THE SAME except totally different implied joke. You're like those people who say calling a guy a dick is the same as calling a woman a cunt because cunt and dick are both body parts. Hello, false equivalency.
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@73 Yes, one joke is a politician shoving shit in their mouth, another a cock, both photos of politicians putting things into their mouths, showing that Dan will do this to politicians of both genders. And if anything, shoving shit in your mouth is worse than cock, so Santorum would be the cunt here, not Bachman.
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"If you didn't want to engage in a discussion, then why did you post a comment here at all?" is an excellent question. One to which I haven't an answer."

Do not tease or feed the ^^^trolls^^^ (I've got your answer right here, troll).
76
I'm suddenly regretting my unintentional irony there, as I did precisely what I advised everyone else not to do, owell.
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@56, who wrote: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure you would all be howling if a progressive candidate was depicted in a similar way on a right wing blog."

I disagree. This happens all the time -- right-wing blogs publish funny, strange, stoopid-looking photographs of liberals all the time (just google "Obama") and I don't see anyone here raising their voices about that. Are you really that sure?
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@60, who wrote: "Yes, obviously plenty of men as well as women give blowjobs and enjoy doing so -- but there's a reason "Suck my dick" is an expression basically meaning "Submit to me", and "cocksucker" is an insult, and so on, and this plays on that whole cultural edifice."

This suggests said photos of politicians putting things in their mouths are offensive by means of the cultural edifice you mean, but not that they are misogynistic. I suppose there is no doubt in anybody's mind that this picture of Ms Bachmann, and the previously posted picture of Mr Santorum, are offensive. And that is the point -- these pictures are meant to be offensive.

But 'misogyny' is not synonymous with 'offensive', as far as I can see. Unless, as someone wrote above, anything that is offensive to a woman is now supposed to be misogynistic, which would make the very term 'misogyny' redundant. Also, would this imply that anything offensive to a man is per se misandric -- so that the previously published photo of Mr Santorum now constitutes an example of misandry?

In sum: if offense = sexism, then there is a conceptual problem here, one that is in fact very anti-feminist. It's the exact opposite of what Betty Friedan and Simone de Beauvoir stood for.
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@63 (bhowie), who wrote The defensiveness with which you doth protest too much is quite comical.

Likewise your insistence that providing no argument wins the discussion. It's also very typical of right-wing extremists: Fox News is full of the same kind of smug.

"If you didn't want to engage in a discussion, then why did you post a comment here at all?" is an excellent question. One to which I haven't an answer.

Well, may I suggest then that you don't post further comments, at least until you've pondered my question and found an answer? Both you and us will be wasting less time.
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@66, thanks for spelling out the argument!

And here's my reaction. Yes, cultural stereotypes are at play that lead to certain interpretations of a photograph, interpretations colored by said stereotypes -- to wit, Obama eading fried chicken would cause certain kinds of racist images to pop up in the viewers mind that probably wouldn't be suggested by a White politician in a similar situation.

But think a little about one of the implications of this fact: the "avoidance" factor. Here are a few points:

(a) would said stereotype be helped, or in fact covertly strengthened, by avoiding such photographs? After all, some Black people sometimes eat fried chicken, and I'm not going to say they should avoid doing so, especially in public, only because of possible PR consequences.

(b) even though a photograph of a White politicial likewise eating fried chicken wouldn't 'justify' or 'excuse' the Obama photo, putting them together would have one interesting effect: to make people realize this difference, and start caring about it. The more consciousness of subtexts there is, the better.

Likewise for the photo of Ms Bachmann. The stereotypes about women submitting by giving blowjobs don't disappear if you avoid using them to make fun -- and juxtaposing her to a similar photo of a male candidate does make said stereotypes more visible, which is a good thing.

It's in fact a step in the right direction -- since, I suppose, we can all agree that winning the fight against social stereotypes will imply that, someday, a similar photo of a woman (or of a Black man eating fried chicken) will be publishable and offensive without suggesting said stereotypes? That such a situation would indeed suggest a better world? And that the way to get there is not by hushing said stereotypes, but by actually bringing them in the open?
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@66, let me try to make the same argument in another way (it's a topic I care about, as you may see :-).

Louie C.K. did, a while back, this clip on the word 'faggot' and its cultural context. The information is not really accurate, but that's not the point. The point is, to me, is that it suggests something I think is true, namely, that avoiding the word 'faggot' out of respect for homosexuals and the suffering social stereotypes cause to them is more a covert way of lending support to said stereotypes than a way of fighting against them.

The (typically liberal-progressive) view that using stereotypes can only strengthen them, and that hushing them or mentioning them only in critical analyses can only contribute to weakening them, is simply flawed. Human beings, the societies they build, and the interpretations they give to what they see around them just aren't that simple. (Or else, how ever could movements against said stereotypes even get started?)
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The candidate getting sustenance after a long hard day campaigning.

(Talk about rode hard and put away wet...)

Peace.
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I hate her too, but this picture is sexist bullshit.
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@78 never, NEVER mention misandry around people like this. They will bite your head off. Haven't you heard? Misandry doesn't exist.

Also, corndogs look disgusting even without all the BJ jokes.
85
This is, unquestionably, not misogynistic. It is, however, totally immature. Which is fine. I giggled at it, and I would giggle at the same picture if the subject was Mitt Romney, Nancy Pelosi, or Barack Obama. Seeing people (particularly people who are trying to look good in the public eye) doing something that we culturally perceive as silly, sexual, or especially both is funny. It doesn't change my opinion of her in the slightest (still hate her), nor would it change my opinion of a politician I like. I feel like our discourse would be much less ridiculous if we could all just laugh off the silly little things and save the drama for the important stuff.
86
bachman corn dog overdrive.
87
Yeah this is juvenile, blah blah and I wish dan had just stuck to the actual talking points. Next...
88
It's not misogynistic because if Mitt Romney had been caught doing this, the comments would have been identical. Get over it. PS I hear that she asked for mustard and a side of santorum on this.
89
Wonder if she swallowed on the first date during her single days....just sayin'.
90
Ummm maybe I missed something in comments but doesn't anyone else see a joke in this that DOESN'T involve a dick? I see you two:
"Oh look honey, I finally pulled out that last remnant of my dead soul that's been stuck in my esophagus all week!"
"Bachman's allergic reaction to babies and butterflies flares up once again at summer festivities, causing a swollen tongue which she has to hold up with a napkin in order to keep her head from falling off."
There are more, I'm sure...
91
Go Go Go!!!
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@90 .. coprophilia anyone ?
93
think those pics of Michele and Marcus are probably them thinking they were eating Don Lemom's dick and they forgot to put some soy sauce on it....as you know those 2 do live in a pretend world...they cant do any better .....
94
You what I love about my fellow leftists?

It's that while they, being nominally intelligent compassionate beings, form tight circular time-burning firing squads of outrage around the casual use of the word "bitch" or around a goofy photo; the Right, being made of empathetically impaired homicidal dip-shits, will form rhetorically entrenched and disciplined artillery barrages and destroy entire institutions for the selfish benefit of the wealthy.

And by "love" I mean dispair to the point of spite.

Keep up the good work, lefties! (And by "good work" I mean: "thanks for nothing you fucking morons.")
95
hey Danny
your boy Rick came in better that expected in Iowa and with Pawlenty out moves up to third!

Pres Bachman...Pres Santorum......which does it for you?

silly question!

Danny wetdreams pumping santorum INTO Santorum.
while
Michelle just has nasty lady bits.....
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@94 (tkc), even though I understand where you're coming from -- there's a lot in the left wing that is silly -- still, I think, the problem is not simply with being "lefty", but with being "idealistic".

There is something inherently dangerous with being idealistic/progressive: the danger of falling into dogma and seeing the world through (self-imposed) colored glasses. Call that an occupational hazard. It takes extra effort to keep one's mind awake and working and not fall pray to disputes over trifles and/or minutiae -- while at the same time understanding that the are true points behind the trifles and minutiae (because, you know, there are important points hiding there, about sexism and the media and stereotypes and cultural contexts and what can or should be done about them).

To the right-wing it is easier because the colored glasses are acquired much earlier, with their mother's milk -- they actually never saw the world in any way other than through their colored glasses, so they aren't usually aware that there is a world independent of that color. Lefties are prone to doing that, but righties are born doing that. That's still a significant difference.

(I'm referring of course to the more extreme subgroups under right- and left-wing; there are, after all, also reasonable moderate people on both sides. They're hard to see in the current climate, but they are there.)
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@94 I see your point. But I'm skeptical.

One BIG problem is not understanding what ideals are actually real and worth fighting for, and what are merely signaling a superficial self-righteous identity.

Jesus Christ. These people just screaming "misogyny" at every gendered pejorative and every stupid puerile photo with a woman in it accomplishes precisely nothing. It's just pissing higher on the tree than everybody else "THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE! AND YOU'RE ALL BAD!"

Take the shit the Dan get's for using a particular word or using a particular picture. The guy has solidly worked to make a better existence for a large disenfranchised group. fuck. Most of us have voted, worked, donated to causes to promote equality. That ain't good enough. We gotta use the right words and watch the right movies? Well. I say to those people: fuck right off.

If they're sooooo exhausted from having to compulsively point out this so-called "misogyny (or whatever the flavor of the week is)" over and over... well gee, maybe they should question why their investing so much energy on a losing battle? Maybe they should consider they get off on being martyrs.

Not only that the perpetually offended signalers don't get to define the terms in every single instance. It's all POV not a law of physics.

They may want to consider that they might be wrong. Radical, I know! It's possible there are varying contexts for these kinds of things. OMG! Controversial!

This country has been driven so far to the right in the last fifteen years I hardly recognize it. And the Right has done this with an army of incompetent mouth breathers who don't HAVE any ideology other than relentlessly rooting for their team in spite of the personal damage done. It's amazing.

The left is so bogged down parsing molecules of personal ideology and installing ideological purity tests based on vocabulary they can no longer see a big picture. It purges and turns-off a huge portion of people who would normally identify with the big picture. Oh. But who needs all those "misogynists", right?

In the end we don't sacrifice shit to make real changes. Except what's convenient. We all want other people to change what their doing, what their saying, how their saying it. Hows that working out?

I pretty fed up with it.
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Shorter @97: It's totes unfair that my cookie for fighting the kyriarchy doesn't mean I get away with participating in it. It's like I have to be fully ENGAGED in dismantling my privilege, not just paying it lip service when I so choose! Also, tone trolling.
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Excellent work! Another member of the patriarchy SMASHED!
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If it were just a bunch of photos of women with something in their mouth that looked like a dick, or a dick photoshopped in, I wouldn't have a problem with it. Immature, but not offensive.

If it were a bunch of non-sexualized insults against a bunch of politicians that Dan disagreed with (for instance, taking comments out of context, or making fun of the kind of tongue slips anyone makes when public speaking), I wouldn't have a problem with it. Immature, but not offensive.

But here we have the mixture of a sexual and a political attack. And that is a problem. It's attacking politicians for their sexuality instead of their views. It's especially a problem when the politicians are women, since female sexuality is already so stigmatized and condemned. Using this image in the context of a political attack is supporting the idea that it's an insult or a bad thing when a woman sucks dick. And as a guy who likes sexual women, I am opposed to this for completely selfish reasons.
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@99 TOOOOOOOOOONE TROLLLLLLLLLLLL
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@101, you're not taking your opponent's argument seriously. See, @97's point is that you guys are ignoring the big picture and thinking that EVERY thing has to be fought against at the same time, or else you're "participating in the kyriarchy". Also (which is my point) that you already know how to fight against the kyriarchy (point out the stereotypes! criticize them! forget about the people!) -- as if there was nothing wrong with that.

By verbally de-enfranchising your opponents rather than engaging with them in a civil way, you're basing yourself on precisely the kind of strategies that you should be fighting against. Or, to put it differently, who's exactly participating in the kyriarchy -- @97, or you? And why?
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@BlackRose, who said: "But here we have the mixture of a sexual and a political attack. And that is a problem. It's attacking politicians for their sexuality instead of their views. It's especially a problem when the politicians are women, since female sexuality is already so stigmatized and condemned. Using this image in the context of a political attack is supporting the idea that it's an insult or a bad thing when a woman sucks dick."

There is a lot of truth in what you said, but consider this: is it the case that avoiding such images is going to weaken said stereotypes, or is this simply silencing and pretending not to see the problem? (Consider the case of the Louie C.K. clip I mentioned above, about the word "faggot".)

A world in which you cannot mock people for putting things in their mouths without apparently "reinforcing" stereotypes about blowjobs being 'bad' or 'ridiculous' or 'implying submission' has something wrong in it that goes beyond the mere stereotypes that you're fighting against. Do you see my point?

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