@2; You're rather silly, my boy bits, fit perfectly into my boyfried, and his fit perfectly into me, so I guess that's just what 'mother nature' intended...

I have always loved the term "media naranja."

@6: If you could get with a woman, would her girl bits fit into you simultaneously with your boy bits fitting into her?
If so, you really need to stop jerking it to futanaria.

Gerald FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzGerald.

I'm facing a very similar issue. My partner has dual citizenship, Venezuela and Portugal. He has two passports and lives, works, attends school in London. I could marry him tomorrow and move to London to live and work.

I live in Florida and while we'd both love for him to move here, it's not possible. I realize that for the most part I'm preaching to the choir on this board, but it's so frustrating. I was born and raised in this country. I come from a long tradition of military service, and my father is a war hero. There is no one more "entitled" to the spoils of being an American than I (I'm not saying I'm more entitled than anyone, just as entitled). And yet the multi-divorced Rush Limbaughs out there feel that they can get married as many times as they want, but I don't get the same right.

It's embarrassing to be an American sometimes.

@2: Oh, there is a hole! I think you need to think outside the "box"

HAHA I made a funny