Warning: sound is harsh/loud.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

9 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: Is It Okay To Make a Blonde Joke About This?”

  1. Hey, she made it to the top, and she new damn well which way that thing was going when she got on—or at least by the second step she did. Perhaps the gigglers have never seen exercise up close and in person?

    Or perhaps she’s a public etiquette vigilante, taking theatrical steps to instill proper escalator behavior like STANDING TO THE FUCKING RIGHT in America’s malls-goers.

  2. By the end I was like “C’mon blondie you can do it!!” she just started lagging, that last bit just seemed to go on forever… and was she texting while she was doing that? I can se the appeal of getting some exercise in, but she really could have used some more hustle at the end.

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