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If you enjoy Gingrich humor, go read this Shouts & Murmurs column from the New Yorker.
Three Scenes Inspired by the Gingrich Campaign, which includes:
1. THE MEETING OF TOP MANAGEMENT THAT RESULTED IN FREDDIE MAC’S HIRING GINGRICH AS A PART-TIME HISTORIAN FOR TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH.
2. THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN HERMAN CAIN AND NEWT GINGRICH THAT RESULTED IN CAIN’S ENDORSING GINGRICH.
And my favorite:
3. CALLISTA GINGRICH, AWARE THAT HER HUSBAND HAS CHEATED ON AND THEN LEFT TWO WIVES WHO HAD SERIOUS ILLNESSES, TRIES DESPERATELY TO MAKE LIGHT OF A BAD COUGH.
Newt looked into the room where Callista had been trying to nap. “I don’t like the sound of that cough,” he said
“What cough is that?” Callista replied. At that moment, she felt a cough coming on, but she managed to suppress it, emitting instead an extended beeping sound.
“The cough that’s kept you in bed for the past three days,” Newt said.
“It’s just a little cold, Newt,” Callista said. “I feel fine. Look at my hair; it’s still perfectly in place. This couldn’t be anything serious.”
Read the whole sick thing here.