Blogs Apr 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Lunchtime Quickie: This Song Will Be Stuck In Your Head All Day

Kelly O
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1
Were those dudes all lined up against the school pissing on it?

Sheer vocal genius on "within the time frame 'cause I'm all you need" at 1:37. And those harmonies at 2:34! Maybe Autotune isn't the worst thing in the world.
Fnarf on April 20, 2012 at 1:36 PM Report this
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*wincing*
TVDinner on April 20, 2012 at 1:44 PM Report this
3
Oh god, cameltoe at 1.27. *still wincing*
TVDinner on April 20, 2012 at 1:45 PM Report this
4
Wow. that is horrible.
Valentein on April 20, 2012 at 1:52 PM Report this
5
Makes me appreciate the artful dissonance of Maggie and Terre and Suzzy Roche all the more.
rob! on April 20, 2012 at 1:58 PM Report this
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In a binding vote, teh Interwebs has now declared "3 Second Rule", "Worst Music Video EVER", just edging out the previous title-holder "Friday".
COMTE on April 20, 2012 at 2:14 PM Report this
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I think the "whoo" at 1:47 just gave me a permanent soft-on.
Porkchop Sandwiches! on April 20, 2012 at 2:27 PM Report this
8
my god that was horrible. I will never forgive you Kelly O.
johnyawl on April 20, 2012 at 2:28 PM Report this
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Well, hell. Good for her for living out what was probably a long-standing dream!

At first I was all "Hey, interesting dynamic: older lady with a buncha dudes - good for her!"

And then she started singing...

O Kelly, God'll get ya for this!!
merry on April 20, 2012 at 2:52 PM Report this
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@6, you must have dozed off during this week's "Hot Problems" by Double Take.
Fnarf on April 20, 2012 at 4:01 PM Report this
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I got to 59 seconds into this but then again, I'm three glasses into this bottle of Spanish plonk. I don't know if that…what are we talking about…oh, fuck, here's the pizza man where's the money…
on April 20, 2012 at 5:04 PM Report this
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The music track sounds suspiciously like something Microsoft Soundsmith would produce.
doceb on April 20, 2012 at 6:18 PM Report this
13
internet, we have a loser!
seandr on April 21, 2012 at 12:12 AM Report this
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According to viralvideos.com

"Texan Lisa Gail Allred has gone viral, but not in the way she had hoped when making this terrible song, 3 Second Rule. After recieving horrible reviews, she quickly pulled her music video, but not before it was copied and reuploaded."
doloresdaphne on April 21, 2012 at 12:12 AM Report this
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Ouch.

Bring back Wing.
Lymis on April 21, 2012 at 8:36 AM Report this

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