There I was, sitting in a graveyard near my house in Crown Hill, contemplating life, and drinking a nice cup of coffee. All of the sudden, a silver SUV rolled onto the gravel road and kicked this dog out. I assumed they were just letting the dog out to pee, or perhaps inviting it to sit with them at the dog's previous owner's gravesite, but then off the SUV drove, without the dog. The little doggy barked and chased after the car but the driver didn't stop.

Now I have this dog:

I, however, cannot care for this little dog (I've named him Woofus) who is currently living in my basement and terrifying my cats. So:

1. Why do you think these assholes abandoned Woofus? I imagine that maybe it was grandma's dog, and she died, so the SUV driver dumped him off to live with grandma. Goldy suggests that maybe someone stole the SUV and found Woofus inside. They were confused and angered by the presence of the dog, and thus threw him out at a nearby graveyard.
2. Do you know who Woofus belongs to?
3. Do you want a free dog? (note: he's mean)

I look forward to your thoughts.