Officer Grant Leavitt was sitting in his car when a concerned citizen approached him and informed him that two people were smoking marijuana in a courtyard on 7th Ave and Pine S in downtown Seattle on April 23, a Seattle police report alleges. It's unclear why the pot smoking was deemed a past time pastime worthy of investigating—even before smoking marijuana became legal, hassling marijuana smokers was deemed the Seattle police department's lowest law-enforcement priority.

Nevertheless, Officer Leavitt made his way to the courtyard to fight the War-on-Drugs. But soon enough someone was reportedly using drugs to fight him.

Officer Leavitt found the alleged marijuana smokers smoking pot out of a pipe during their lunch break at about 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. While he was busy identifying the suspects, an unidentified object whizzed by his head, the report alleges.

The undoubtedly confused officer scanned the area and discovered a "glass [pipe] with a jagged, broken edge." The officer turned to the two suspected marijuana smokers who, surely eager to distract from their lunchtime imbibing, indicated that the pipe had flown from some nearby bushes. Police-officer-turned-possible-assault-victim Grant Leavitt whipped around and noticed movement in the adjacent greenery.

A few seconds later a suspect materialized and "began dancing in a fluid motion while he balanced on a park bench," the police report continues.

Officer Leavitt alleges that the suspected pipe-thrower was "under the influence of narcotics and/or suffering from some unknown condition." Apparently fed up with the suspect's fluid dancing, he sat him down on the bench and "asked him if he had thrown the pipe at me," Leavitt explains.

The suspected reportedly responded: "No, I threw half a pipe at you," the report states. The officer found half of a matching pipe in the suspects pocket, possibly confirming the dancer's confession.

The police report states that the alleged pipe-slinging dancer was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault. The two marijuana smokers weren't arrested and will live to smoke another day.