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Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole!

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Everything Is Wrong
yelahneb on July 22, 2013 at 1:17 PM Report this
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jesus h christ who taped this and why??????
LuisitaPhD on July 22, 2013 at 1:19 PM Report this
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Wow, it's like all of my terrible neighbors' arguments in the middle of the night. How entertaining. And how wonderful of a marriage! The husband must be thrilled.
Indighost on July 22, 2013 at 1:22 PM Report this
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Is she his wife or his 8 year-old daughter?
bpinsea on July 22, 2013 at 1:23 PM Report this
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That woman is unstable and needs a psychiatrist.
dimnone on July 22, 2013 at 1:24 PM Report this
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This is a tough call based on one video where one party knows they are recording and is monitoring their words. Then there's the issue of recording this at all for posting. Whitney is being the bigger asshole, but something's going on here. In my gut I feel like there's something very off about Whitney and that she's somewhere in the Cluster B range. She probably needs something she will never get voluntarily like meds or therapy. Perhaps her impending divorce will be a wake up call.
Superjivus on July 22, 2013 at 1:28 PM Report this
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He says she's acting like an 11 year old, but my 8 and 5 year old girls know not to throw tantrums like that.
Matt from Denver on July 22, 2013 at 1:28 PM Report this
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This is why heterosexuals should not be allowed to marry.

I couldn't stand to listen to all of it, but James is the bigger a-hole for recording this and posting it. Whitney clearly has problems, but James is no help at all.
NotYourStrawMan on July 22, 2013 at 1:36 PM Report this
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Not sure if fake or mental disorder. o_O
sirkowski on July 22, 2013 at 1:38 PM Report this
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How can their marriage survive this?

What a violation.
bareboards on July 22, 2013 at 1:49 PM Report this
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She's been watching too much Maury Povich.
Calpete on July 22, 2013 at 1:51 PM Report this
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Thanks for reminding me why I should be more thankful to be single.
I'm Comin' for ya Mama! on July 22, 2013 at 2:00 PM Report this
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Hi, I'm SLOG reporter Marlin Perkins.

Today we take that rare journey into the lives of those whom we know so little about...heterosexuals.

Who are they. What do they do.

Did you know that happily married heterosexuals can fight and fight and still love each other? And...sometimes one partner is more childlike than the other. Scientists call this dimorphism

Now Jim will enter the minivan and take a closer look...so you can finally see what it's like to roam with heterosexuals!

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on July 22, 2013 at 2:04 PM Report this
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come on...life is too short to listen to more than 5 seconds of that.
BhamBrad on July 22, 2013 at 2:05 PM Report this
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This video makes me unhappy.
lilzilla on July 22, 2013 at 2:05 PM Report this
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Guy is a hero. She's about to be newly single, and this is his warning to the dating scene.
Chali2Na on July 22, 2013 at 2:09 PM Report this
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Scratch that "unhappy" and replace with "sad and upset". Why would you post this?
lilzilla on July 22, 2013 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Jesus Christ James. Take her to the God damnd lake. And drown her in it.
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on July 22, 2013 at 2:17 PM Report this
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I was thinking Whitney, until the shot of his douche beard at the end.
on July 22, 2013 at 2:25 PM Report this
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So, OK. She needs to take a deep breath and figure out how to get a grip on her emotions, and she should probably get some professional help with that. But he's already in control of his emotions and he's choosing to be a condescending dick, and choosing to tape it and post it on the internet to humiliate her. How can you have so little compassion for the person you supposedly love? Yes she's behaving terribly but she's plainly hurting real bad at the same time.

Ugh. I wish I hadn't watched this. You've ruined my day, slog, and not in the fun way.
lilzilla on July 22, 2013 at 2:32 PM Report this
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Holy shitballs... I couldn't take anymore than 2 minutes of that shit. I'd be in prison...
ScienceNerd on July 22, 2013 at 2:35 PM Report this
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She clearly has serious issues and needs help, but he is by far the bigger asshole for recording and posting this.
Reverse Polarity on July 22, 2013 at 2:50 PM Report this
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full moon.
scary tyler moore on July 22, 2013 at 2:54 PM Report this
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This should be required viewing for anyone asking for a marriage license. Divorce(&marriage) rates would go way down.
aiff on July 22, 2013 at 2:55 PM Report this
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@ 20, the part where he says she's posting it to FB and texting all her friends about what an asshole he is, is the part where I decided that he wasn't really such a dick after all. (Unlike the guy who posted video of how dumb his wife was, which was featured in this space some time ago.) I mean, if she's trying to manipulate him another way because tantrums don't do it, she deserves to be exposed on youtube.

Anyway, the real lesson here is, Don't marry young.
Matt from Denver on July 22, 2013 at 2:56 PM Report this
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I'm betting she acts like a baby because he treats her like one, more than the other way around. She is obnoxious and childish (and yeah probably in need of medication), but that man is a sadistic, condescending prick. Definitely the bigger asshole, even with her throwing a tantrum.
mr. herriman on July 22, 2013 at 3:00 PM Report this
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@8, the secret is not to marry someone you depend on for sex or money.
biffp on July 22, 2013 at 3:36 PM Report this
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I hope he is filming this to use in divorce court. How could he not know she was like this before marrying her. Is it a dick move on his part? Who the fuck cares? She is a wacko and he needs a divorce now.
gttim on July 22, 2013 at 3:47 PM Report this
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@25 I'll admit I couldn't stand to watch all of it and I skipped some parts, so I missed where she said that. Yeah, that is fucked up and gives a little more cause for his posting it online.

Agreed that the lesson is to not marry young.
lilzilla on July 22, 2013 at 3:53 PM Report this
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@28 Unless they've got kids (please, let the answer be no) this isn't going to make the slightest bit of difference in the divorce.

Nor will the fact that she's recently had a DUI, which can be inferred from her statement that she can't take her car to get the oil changed because of the interlock system. I would say that this guy publicizing that information is a worse betrayal than posting a video of her acting like a crazy toddler.
pemulis on July 22, 2013 at 3:56 PM Report this
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@27 uh... I kinda DO depend on my wife for sex. I thought that was how it worked. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
mkyorai on July 22, 2013 at 4:28 PM Report this
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I am at the lake by myself right now and let me tell you, it's great!
Also, that guy SU-HUUUUUCKS.
Totalpukoid on July 22, 2013 at 5:17 PM Report this
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@31, just a joke. It's hard to figure out why you'd be married to someone who acts like that unless they have your balls or your wallet in a box someone.
biffp on July 22, 2013 at 5:17 PM Report this
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I think she's drunk. "Because of the interlock thing." DUI recently?
Tawnos on July 22, 2013 at 5:25 PM Report this
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And I'm once again reminded how happy I am to be single.
jeffinfremont on July 22, 2013 at 5:51 PM Report this
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the guy is a douche for making the video, but i guess
he had to in order to prove a point. i used to witness
similar things at work. all the ladies would sit around
during lunch bashing their husbands and boyfriends
in the open, with no shame. and some of the details
were so ugly they shouldn't have been repeated. hens
in a hen house. i think it stems from modern reality
television, and the worship of infantile entertainment.
behind closed doors is another matter, but keep this
garbage private before it kills your marriage. ($0.02)
Eugene Rushmore on July 22, 2013 at 5:54 PM Report this
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I'm with Whitney. Have any of you jerks even BEEN to the lake? The lake is fucking AMAZING. If someone wasn't taking me to the lake, that's exactly how I would feel too.
dangerousgift on July 22, 2013 at 7:27 PM Report this
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She's acting crazy, but there's probably a lot more behind this than what we saw. I'd place my bets that the guy is a controlling douchebag.
Cory on July 22, 2013 at 8:34 PM Report this
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I sure hope she wound up getting those cigarettes.
mikethehammer on July 22, 2013 at 9:28 PM Report this
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I am always happy to be a fag, but after watching this, I am just so so much happier to be a fag.
johnnie on July 22, 2013 at 11:09 PM Report this
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this is patriarchy at work. he owns the shit, and she's his bitch, so she has to act like a child to get anything.
bleepinbleep on July 22, 2013 at 11:29 PM Report this
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i thought sparkle ponies were supposed to be hot and pretty.
ellarosa on July 22, 2013 at 11:32 PM Report this
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He has filed for divorce according to Gawker.
sirkowski on July 23, 2013 at 2:54 PM Report this
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Video pulled from YouTube.
clashfan on July 23, 2013 at 7:05 PM Report this

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