Blogs Nov 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive

Paul Constant
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Has there ever been a black sexiest man alive? Did Denzel ever get that nod?
keshmeshi on November 20, 2013 at 1:18 PM Report this
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Two important links on this matter:

Dlisted's Michael K
http://dlisted.com/2013/11/19/and-the-ti…

The Toast's Mallory Ortberg
http://the-toast.net/2013/11/20/adam-lev…
leek on November 20, 2013 at 1:31 PM Report this
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Its sweet that you have the same crush a lot of progressive nerd ladies do to prove how progressive you are.
No Excuses on November 20, 2013 at 1:44 PM Report this
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Wanting to bone Idris Elba is progressive? Can I put it on my resume?
ams_ on November 20, 2013 at 1:53 PM Report this
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I like a man who reads.
DOUG. on November 20, 2013 at 1:53 PM Report this
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@4 - Someday, in the not-too-distant future, no true progressive politician will be viable without endorsing the vigorous boning of Idris Elba.
MacCrocodile on November 20, 2013 at 1:57 PM Report this
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Everyone knows it's Carrot Top.
Gern Blanston on November 20, 2013 at 2:01 PM Report this
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Levine has a really long head, like one of those statues at Easter Island. Easter Island giant head statues are not sexy.
originalcinner on November 20, 2013 at 2:30 PM Report this
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i can never tell if Paul is straight
Max Solomon on November 20, 2013 at 2:53 PM Report this
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@2, love the Dlist link. Hooray for cross-promotion. A story concocted by the PR people in LA that I have to hear about for weeks. Makes me want to live off the grid.
biffp on November 20, 2013 at 3:02 PM Report this
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Paul you know the difference between opinion and fact right. Want to solve this problem, have SLOG proclaim a sexiest man alive.
Seattle14 on November 20, 2013 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Levine wouldn't even make my top 10, it saddens me to write since he's one of the most gay-friendly straight celebs on the planet. Heez gots some of the fugliest tats evah.

My nominee would be a bearded Charlie David or (of course) Ben Cohen.
Original Andrew on November 20, 2013 at 3:16 PM Report this
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He is hot. But Levine is too. I'd take out the old knee pads for either one.
Pope Peabrain on November 20, 2013 at 3:35 PM Report this
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Paul, way to keep the public informed on who really deserved the "Sexiest Man Alive" nod. Idris is the epitome of class and sophistication coupled with great looks and a British accent... Need I say more? Oh yeah, by the way, he's one hell of an actor. You got my vote PC.
Aaron Acevedo on November 20, 2013 at 4:16 PM Report this
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No one alive is sexier than Idris Elba. No One.
M. Wells on November 20, 2013 at 4:58 PM Report this
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A non-white guy with a regular forehead...no!

TENHEAD is the sexist HUMAN alive!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZhhkuSCMAAt…
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on November 20, 2013 at 6:20 PM Report this
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I actually had to look up Adam Levine. I think this is the first time in decades that I didn't even know who People's "sexiest man alive" is. I don't always agree with their choice, of course, but this is the first time I've ever gone: "Adam who?".

I must be getting old.

That said, I must agree with Paul. Idris Elba is fine. Totally fine. And I love his voice. Totally classy. Grossly underrated as an actor. More like this, please.
Reverse Polarity on November 20, 2013 at 6:48 PM Report this
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this
word3 on November 20, 2013 at 8:06 PM Report this
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Sorry, I meant when I think of Adam Levine - I think of this
word3 on November 20, 2013 at 8:07 PM Report this
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I'm not into Adam Levine either, but I feel kind of bad for him now, what with all the backlash over this. He didn't ask for the title, and they so rarely get it right anyway that I don't know why anyone bothers to take it seriously.

... I would marry Louis CK ...
Amanda on November 20, 2013 at 10:55 PM Report this
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Agreed: IDRIS! ELBA!
chris in dk on November 21, 2013 at 12:54 AM Report this
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To quote Pam from Archer, "Sploosh"

And if you have not treated yourself to his musical stylings, here you go. You're welcome. http://youtu.be/S2okS1Nwi0I
Zog in PDX on November 21, 2013 at 9:22 AM Report this

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