FINAL UPDATE: 11-1 is fucking amazing, but my money is still on the AFC come Super Bowl Time. Over and out from Bruno's, Chicago's Only Seahawks Bar.

LBW: "I don't know why they still have Wilson in the game." "You don't know why anything." "Fuck you."

UPDATE: Saints have former Bear QB, or one with similar name, ready to come into the game. This is beyond surrender. Any QB too shitty to play for the Bears should just be put out to pasture as a high-school coach somewhere.

UPDATE: And if a team won't run on 4th and 1, fuck 'em. The Saints needed to be playing No Huddle, go for the End Zone as though they needed one score to tie or win. With 10+ minutes left, you can score 4 TD's, but only if you have a sense of urgency, which the Saints clearly don't. They might've spent too much time at Pike Place Market catching fish last night.

UPDATE: If the Saints receivers don't even try to get out of bounds, that shows the team is conceding this game, as they should. Soon, we will have a lot more Gruden and Tarico in the booth, slapping each other around, making small talk about the rest of the season.

LBW: "You're up by 27 points, you can afford to make a few mistakes."

By the way, every time you enjoy a nice hit tonight, just remember: the game will be totally different in 15 year or so. CTE science will kill this game.

And the NFL has already begun proving me right.

UPDATE: Here in Chicago, right now, it is cold and raining. Very like Seattle. Nonetheless, I have to explain to people at Bruno's why ESPN is not going to cheerleader shots: it's the fucking Pacific Northwest. It's cold. The cheerleaders are hot, sure, but they're COLD so they're bundled up. This ain't 'Bama v. Auburn, much less USC v. UCLA.

Drew Brees, all at Bruno's agree, is a lame be-yotch.

LBW: The incessant Seattle Cliches ways of measuring the decibels are annoying even Chicagoans "How loud is it when they throw that fucking fish at that Pike Market?" "It's Pike Place Market." "Fuck you."

GOD LOVE THE RULES IN THE NFL: he had "reestablished!"

LBW: "The Seahawks are actually good. This Wilson kid might amount to something someday." "Unlike you." "Fuck you." It's getting kind of obscene here.

LBW: "The Super Bowl in New York—it'll be shitty weather, Seattle will have an advantage." "Unless Denver or New England or some other team that plays in the fucking snow is there on the other side." "Fuck you."

Latest Bruno's Wisdom: "Why do they have glow-in-the-dark shit on their uniforms when there's never any sunlight there to recharge with?"

UPDATE: Damnit, I was rooting for a safety, my favorite scoring play! But no such luck.

UPDATE: "You use a timeout for that, that sucks." Wisdom, and indeed the 12th Man may win this game for the Seahawks.

UPDATE:

If only Seattle's 12th Man would make as much noise for a $15/hour minimum wage as they do for the Seahawks.

Sorry, Goldy, but from the perspective of Chicago's only Seahawks bar, Bruno's, an open thread just won't cut it.

So, the point of this post: the 12th Man is not the issue here for the Saints, it's their own lack of defensive execution. The loud-ass Seattle fans mostly STFU when Wilson is throwing or running, and so that's irrelevant. There is general consensus here that Golden Tate is a worthless be-yotch as well.

Seahawks will win tonight, and my money is they go all the way . . . to the Super Bowl, where they lose to whoever wins the AFC playoff bloodbath between Denver, KC, and New England. And yes, the Bears suck.

Check in again come January for more updates!