Electronic proximity of politicians and, uh, non-politicians. You have to admire the mechanism for not only enabling, but sky-writing, many conversations that would never take place in real life.
this is the first time in a few years when i DIDN'T go to the labor council's picnic, and i believe that the only thing that is a bigger waste of time than going to the picnic is following tom rasmussen on twitter. seriously, why are you reading his tweets?
Well, he's a politician. The uncensored truth ("So many hawt biatches at the picnic today. SaraJane and I ended up at the Motel 6 snorting blow off each other's junk.") will never end up on Twitter.
Sorry, Dan, but this is a dick move. The guy writes a simple, nice email about his Labor Day and you and Terry have to dump on him because his tweet isn't cool and hip enough for you.
Following and occasionally taunting public servants is just part of being an engaged citizen. Do any of you know who the chair of your city's transportation committee is? Do you make any effort to hold them accountable when they do things like withhold funding for safety infrastructure? Trolling negligent and hypocritical politicians is one of the few acceptable forms of trolling.
Is this an inside joke between you, your husband and Tom Rasmussen? I ask because most of us out here don't find the humor in it, and to be very frank, Terry comes off as a arrogant dick. I know Tom and he's a good man, and his tweet was just a basic statement about a picnic he enjoyed - he said nothing that deserved such a bitchy response.
While I agree with you, Dan, on most things, this seems mean spirited and unprovoked, and you should be smart enough to not use phrases like "developmentally-disabled 12 year old" as a pejorative.
I think the lesson here isn't that Terry "maybe" needs to work at sounding less like a jerk on Twitter, but rather the both of you need to not be bitchy and mean to decent men like Rasmussen. No "maybe" involved.
Also, It's one thing to be bitchy, Dan dear - that's part of your charm, and one of the reasons I adore you. But you don't need to bring people with disabilities into it. Particularly children with disabilities, and especially when all you are doing is defending your husband's somewhat pointless tweet. You could have just said it was "childish" and left it at that.
Dan, at your advanced age, you really should know when to apologize for your husband and let things go. That behavior is expected in your 20's, can be questionably charming in your 30's, inappropriate in your 40's and beyond that it just shows you as an old bitter queen.
I assume DJ is the adult in your household, right?
The real story here is that Terry managed to post something on social media without mentioning whichever tacky overpriced Mr Turk garment he was wearing.
For fuck sake. Rassmussen says something innocuous and you assholes jump all over his ass.
What'd you want him to say? A quote by Proust? Do a Black Power salute? What?
Or maybe something Herzog-ish like:
"This picnic reminds me only of death. So many animals suffered to provide pleasure. Tonight we weep for lost souls"
No matter what he said some other dick like you or your husband would be on his case.
Listen to Catalina, Dan. She's absolutely 100% right.
Shame, shame, shame on you...both.
First, Terry attacks a defenseless, old queen for his pablum political post then you defend Terry's behavior by using a special needs kid as an insult.
Shame, shame, shame...tsk, tsk.
Go to your room - Terry and you both - and think about what you've done....and I better not hear any giggling or fooling around in there.
Did Terry threaten you with something to get you to post this Dan? I mean seriously, Terry's tweet could've stupidly stood on it's bitchy own, but why would you feel the need to write its own stupid and bitchy corollary if not for that?
I now have sympathetic feels for Tom Rasmussen and it takes a very special kind of "talent" like this post to engender that sort of thing.
You know what, I was a developmentally disabled 12 year old and I could (and did!) write circles around just about anyone else in my eighth-grade class at the time. Developmental disability does not preclude being gifted, or really anything else, and even if it did, it would remain a shitty and ableist way to insult someone.
I take it two ways.
1 - Terry is upset that West Seattle District's CMTom came all the way to Woodland Park and didn't stage a Sawant-like protest over the elephants at the Zoo. http://www.mlkclc.org/docs/Labor%20Day%2…
or
2 - It's not cool to tweet about delicious cookies when the event is past. Terry wants some cookies, badly.
SaraJane may just start marketing those wonderful cookies, after finding fame on twitter and here. So Terry and Dan, just doing their bit to encourage enterprise. Start cooking, SaraJane.
You'all finished slam ducking Dan and Terry?
Cause I just wanna hijack this thread for one sec.
WTF Black Keys? You coming all the way to Australia and not doing a concert in Brisbane or anywhere in Queensland? Being one of your No. 1
Fans, I am mightily sad.. Shame on you two, shame.
This was edited since this morning, right? Adding the parenthetical because so many people failed to understand that enjoying cookies is lethally unhip and shall not stand?
So about that tweet I sent Tom Rassmussenâs way: I totally meant it. And in response to some of your questionsâŠ
If you donât like Tom Rassmussen, why follow him?
The same reason I follow the President, the Mayor, and other city council members. They are politicians and local leaders. I want to have an idea of what they are doing and thinking.
Whatâs wrong with the original tweet?
Nothing⊠if you take it at face value. But hereâs the thing that got to me: In the last year some newsworthy national and local events have happened and you wouldnât know it from the Twitter feeds of our city council members. Virulently anti-gay Russia was about to host Olympics and what did the city council have to say about it? Nothing. (Sally Clark and Tom Rassmussen had to be badgered into speaking up.) In June two gay black guys were murdered here by a Muslim religious bigot. What have Tomâor ANY member of the city councilâhad to say about that on Twitter? Nothing. What did city council members have to say on Twitter about that officer writing tickets to people smoking pot? Nothing. And this week a 31-year-old Lesbianâa mother and a lawyer who worked for the ACLUâdied blocks from Tomâs offices at City Hall. And what did Tom (or Sally!) have to say about her? Nothing. But Sara Janeâs cookies? Yummy!
Anyway, I was reacting to those nothings and other nothings when I tweeted last night. I didnât know Dan was going to toss it up on Slog. Going to go and kill him now. Bye!
But before I go I have to ask⊠why do our city council members even have Twitter accounts? Sally Clarkâs last tweet (@sallyjclark) before todayâs âenthusiasmâ tweet was Aug. 14. Nothing about the murdered gay guys, or Sher Kung. Other than the odd ESPN retweet, Tim Burgess (@CouncilmanTim) last tweet was on August 3. Sally Bagshawâs (@sallybagshaw) last tweet was May 28. Jean Godden (@Jean_Godden)? August 27. Bruce Harrell (@bruceharrell) July 31. Pathetic. Mike OâBrien (@CMMikeOBrien) August 25 about Bike Share. Nick Licata (@nicklicata) January 14, 2013. Seriously not a single tweet since then.
Kshama Sawantâs (@cmkshama) last tweet was August 30: âSaddened by the death of another cyclist on Seattle's streets. We must make them safer for bicyclists and pedestrians.â The day after Kungâs deathâshe was the only one who said anything about it, at least on Twitter.
I know spouses have to stay together, but this is ridiculous. You are either wearing the world's biggest pair of blinders or Terry has you fully dickmatized. Tom's tweet is a typical nonsensical politician's tweet. Terry's response is beyond dickish.
@57,
The CM twitter accounts are probably manned by staffers and all 140 characters are carefully considered, poll-tested, and then watered down into meaningless "engage the youth" trinkets posted after the next office meeting.
So much concern trolling; so much impotent, pompous outrage.
A hunk called out a public figure on twitter for being a nerd with misplaced priorities?! A faggot with an advice column likened said nerd to a retarded adolescent?!?! Get two ropes.
@64, for the record Dan is the one who decided to share this with Slog since he knew it would get a bunch of hits which is what The Stranger is all about. (See "How On Line Newspapers Get Revenue")
Frankly, Terry, I would prefer my elected officials make policy statements in more than 140 characters, and save Twitter for its useful purpose of chatting about picnics.
@47 Nailed you, Dan. Maybe Terry was feeling off-the-charts bitchy about probably the most non-provocative twitter useage ever, but your escalation exposed you as an abelist, sputtering jackass of epic proportions. Nice work.
Thanks Dan!
#epicfail
While I agree with you, Dan, on most things, this seems mean spirited and unprovoked, and you should be smart enough to not use phrases like "developmentally-disabled 12 year old" as a pejorative.
I think the lesson here isn't that Terry "maybe" needs to work at sounding less like a jerk on Twitter, but rather the both of you need to not be bitchy and mean to decent men like Rasmussen. No "maybe" involved.
Very disappointing, Dan.
I assume DJ is the adult in your household, right?
#InsufferableShill #FlauntingBourgeoisPrivilege
What'd you want him to say? A quote by Proust? Do a Black Power salute? What?
Or maybe something Herzog-ish like:
"This picnic reminds me only of death. So many animals suffered to provide pleasure. Tonight we weep for lost souls"
No matter what he said some other dick like you or your husband would be on his case.
Thanks for me feel a little better about myself :-)
It sounds like Granny Tom had quite the eventful day at the retirement community and that Uncle Terry wasn't invited for cookies and storytime.
Just a pinch full of Mary makes the cookies go down, the cookies go down, the cookies go down...in the most delightful way.
Listen to Catalina, Dan. She's absolutely 100% right.
Shame, shame, shame on you...both.
First, Terry attacks a defenseless, old queen for his pablum political post then you defend Terry's behavior by using a special needs kid as an insult.
Shame, shame, shame...tsk, tsk.
Go to your room - Terry and you both - and think about what you've done....and I better not hear any giggling or fooling around in there.
Better?
I now have sympathetic feels for Tom Rasmussen and it takes a very special kind of "talent" like this post to engender that sort of thing.
1 - Terry is upset that West Seattle District's CMTom came all the way to Woodland Park and didn't stage a Sawant-like protest over the elephants at the Zoo.
http://www.mlkclc.org/docs/Labor%20Day%2…
or
2 - It's not cool to tweet about delicious cookies when the event is past. Terry wants some cookies, badly.
Cause I just wanna hijack this thread for one sec.
WTF Black Keys? You coming all the way to Australia and not doing a concert in Brisbane or anywhere in Queensland? Being one of your No. 1
Fans, I am mightily sad.. Shame on you two, shame.
I thought Dan & Terry would be a bit more likely to slam duck each other.
Was the word I meant.. Don't dare ask what a ducking is..
This was edited since this morning, right? Adding the parenthetical because so many people failed to understand that enjoying cookies is lethally unhip and shall not stand?
If you donât like Tom Rassmussen, why follow him?
The same reason I follow the President, the Mayor, and other city council members. They are politicians and local leaders. I want to have an idea of what they are doing and thinking.
Whatâs wrong with the original tweet?
Nothing⊠if you take it at face value. But hereâs the thing that got to me: In the last year some newsworthy national and local events have happened and you wouldnât know it from the Twitter feeds of our city council members. Virulently anti-gay Russia was about to host Olympics and what did the city council have to say about it? Nothing. (Sally Clark and Tom Rassmussen had to be badgered into speaking up.) In June two gay black guys were murdered here by a Muslim religious bigot. What have Tomâor ANY member of the city councilâhad to say about that on Twitter? Nothing. What did city council members have to say on Twitter about that officer writing tickets to people smoking pot? Nothing. And this week a 31-year-old Lesbianâa mother and a lawyer who worked for the ACLUâdied blocks from Tomâs offices at City Hall. And what did Tom (or Sally!) have to say about her? Nothing. But Sara Janeâs cookies? Yummy!
Anyway, I was reacting to those nothings and other nothings when I tweeted last night. I didnât know Dan was going to toss it up on Slog. Going to go and kill him now. Bye!
But before I go I have to ask⊠why do our city council members even have Twitter accounts? Sally Clarkâs last tweet (@sallyjclark) before todayâs âenthusiasmâ tweet was Aug. 14. Nothing about the murdered gay guys, or Sher Kung. Other than the odd ESPN retweet, Tim Burgess (@CouncilmanTim) last tweet was on August 3. Sally Bagshawâs (@sallybagshaw) last tweet was May 28. Jean Godden (@Jean_Godden)? August 27. Bruce Harrell (@bruceharrell) July 31. Pathetic. Mike OâBrien (@CMMikeOBrien) August 25 about Bike Share. Nick Licata (@nicklicata) January 14, 2013. Seriously not a single tweet since then.
Kshama Sawantâs (@cmkshama) last tweet was August 30: âSaddened by the death of another cyclist on Seattle's streets. We must make them safer for bicyclists and pedestrians.â The day after Kungâs deathâshe was the only one who said anything about it, at least on Twitter.
The CM twitter accounts are probably manned by staffers and all 140 characters are carefully considered, poll-tested, and then watered down into meaningless "engage the youth" trinkets posted after the next office meeting.
Thank you.
A hunk called out a public figure on twitter for being a nerd with misplaced priorities?! A faggot with an advice column likened said nerd to a retarded adolescent?!?! Get two ropes.