Ryan, left, (who waited in line overnight) "First time smokin' weed?! Ha! That was more like when I was 12… I'm here because this is incredible. Where I just moved from—in Florida—you go to prison for weed. Here, you just waltz right into a store? That's cool as fuck." Alex, right, "I'm just excited to smoke my first LEGAL WEED."

"Crazy Kay" [sings] "The first time, ever I saw your face! I love Roberta Flack. And yes, I DID paint my nails green for this… And everybody knows Crazy Kay in this neighborhood. Plus, today is my birthday!"

Jason, "Oh, yeah. First time. Right! I'm very excited. TICKLED PINK."

Lisa, "Uh, the "first time" was at that other shop down in Sodo, a few months back."

Josh, "I'm very, very nervous! What does weed even do to a person?"

[Photographer forgot to get this lovely lady's name—doh!] "I'm just excited this is in my neighborhood! I live just a few blocks away."

Two anonymous dudes, "Oh, shit! Don't take our picture. We work nearby and snuck over here on our lunch break."

"Strap," "First time? First time at a legal weed store... I'm from Philly. Hopefully these stores will be everywhere soon."

Elee, [laughs] "Um, you're about 20 years too late for this question!"

Justin, left, "When I walk outta this store, it'll be the first time TODAY." Michelle, right, "Well, I've already smoked today... I guess I'm ready to smoke somethin' NEW."

Moss, "I'll probably smoke at some point today. I might not even buy anything in there. I'm more interested to see the shop, and excited about the changes in the neighborhood."

Q [Uncle Ike's employee], "You're asking people if it's their FIRST time?! Ha! Whaaaaat?"