At 2:39 PM on Friday, while the terrorist attacks were still underway in Paris, Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa/Asshole) sent out an email announcing a sweepstakes. "I want to celebrate the Second Amendment by giving a classic American rifle to a fellow patriot," the email read. "This Henry Lever-Action .30-.30 rifle is signed by Senator Ted Cruz, Governor Mike Huckabee, Governor Bobby Jindal and Senator Rick Santorum." This email, again, went out while murderous religious shits were mowing down innocent civilians—including American citizens—with their fucking guns. But conservative ammosexuals like Steve King still couldn't stop humping away at their guns long enough for the victims to bleed out.

But here's the thing: anyone can enter to win Steve King's rifle. You don't have to make donation to King. You don't have to pay to enter. You just have go to Steve King's website and fill out this form. Deadline to enter is December 11th and a winner will be selected at random and notified via email. You will have to enter a valid email address to win the gun—so you might want to create a email account just for this contest to avoid getting spammed by King and other rightwing shits. And if one of us wins this gun... we can melt the fucking thing down.

But you can't win if you don't enter! Go and enter! Win Steve King's gun!