I’m not sure how this happened, but I’ve apparently been identified by the Santorum campaign as a potential supporter in Washington State and now I’m waking up to messages like this:

Greeting Santorum Voter,

This is Caucus day in Washington. Be sure to attend this morning and cast your vote for Rick Santorum. If you need any last minute information, talking points, or instructions for what to expect on caucus day, you can visit Rick Santorum’s Washington Caucus Information Page.

Rick has just released a new video message that emphasizes his vision for America, and reminds us why we support Rick Santorum for president. Please view it and tell your friends in Washington and other states that vote this week.

With your vote, we are one step closer to sending a conservative Republican to the White House. Please make time to make your voice heard.

—Washington for Rick Santorum

Happy caucus day!

Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won...