Two things. 1) I thought the Oscars already happened but apparently that was the Grammys. 2) Jennifer Lawrence is a doll.

Bonus thing: The only convincing fake drunks are real-life alcoholics. Everyone else should just stop trying or start method acting.

Former Stranger news writer Cienna Madrid has been a writer in residence for Richard Hugo House, a local literary nonprofit. There, she taught fiction classes and wrote 4/5 of a book about a death-row...