In this special Iowa edition, the Democratic Socialist takes a call from a rather robotic-sounding woman, followed by an Oscar-nominated actor. Mike Force
The phones have been blowing up since the first two episodes of Dirty Bernie, colloquially known as the banana peel episode and the greasy plate episode.
Today’s calls come from a woman identifying herself as Billary Clinton who’s been placed on a mandatory rest and relaxation schedule following an arduous “debate task.” She’s been lying low in a cornfield in Iowa for a few days, but she’s getting antsy. She needs release. Though it runs counter to his political and professional interests, Bernie provides—with more than a little help from the surrounding ears of corn. Then, The Revenant’s Leonardo GarBargio calls in.
Tune in, rube one out, and remember: You can’t spell “socialism” without a little “jism.”
