Like, in clubs? Or in bars? With booze? And good music? Really dance? I’m not saying Seattle DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DANCE. I just no longer have ANY frickin’ idea where it happens in 2015.

So please tell me. Help me, SLOG! >>>

Careful. Too much booze + a dip can sometimes = a slip (and fall!)

  • Kelly O

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...