A whole fucking section dedicated to Duck Commander products…

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This is not Oklahoma. This is the Walgreens in the most racially diverse neighborhood in Seattle. Who are these products speaking to? East Africans? Mexicans? Asians? Black Americans? I really had no idea of the size and popularity of the duck thing.

Charles Mudede—who writes about film, books, music, and his life in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, the USA, and the UK for The Stranger—was born near a steel plant in Kwe Kwe, Zimbabwe. He has no memory...