- kelly o
Christmas has such a drawn-out, overbearing lead-up that by the time the actual holiday arrives, everyone’s pretty much ready for it to be over. And by everyone, I mean me. So sneak out the back when no one’s looking, close the screen door ever-so-softly, and saunter down to the closest bar, where you can wrap yourself in a thick, leaden haze of drunkenness. In a matter of just an hour or two, you should be able to render yourself completely incapacitated, and thereby exempt from any remaining social obligations of the holiday. A number of bars around town will be open to accommodate you.
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