Arnold Schwarzenegger, Best Acting Debut in a Motion Picture, Male, 1977

  • AND THE GOLDEN GLOBE GOES TO… Arnold Schwarzenegger, Best Acting Debut in a Motion Picture, Male, 1977

A few people have asked why The Stranger posted no coverage of last night’s Golden Globe awards ceremony. The answer is threefold: (1) No one on staff gives what could even charitably be described as a single shit. (2) The ceremony is a sanctimonious snoozer (minus some pretty funny highlights) designed to make you feel bad about yourself while some very good people and shows get recognized for being very good. And (3) Why even bother to get out of bed when Clickhole is on the case?

But because The Stranger is nothing if not a populist news organization, we hereby present the funny part of the show, for those who haven’t been able to log onto Facebook yet today, for one reason or another:

Sean Nelson has worked at The Stranger on and off since 1996. He is currently Editor-at-Large. His past job titles included: Assistant Editor, Associate Editor, Film Editor, Copy Editor, Web Editor, Slog...