Everyone remember this from yesterday?
Okay. Well, unfortunately, when I tried to respond, I discovered that my new lady-penpal had blocked me on the Facebook (accidentally, I’m sure!) so that I could not write her back. So all of your wonderful suggestions were for nought. Frowny-face. Fortunately, this lady’s lucky, lucky husband was still my super-close online best friend and lover, even though we have never met and I have no idea who he is. So I reached out to him! Communication is important!
His reply:
Oh, cool! Great point! Then “he” blocked me too. So I can’t reply. Ohhh, strangely aggressive internet strangers calling me a slut for no reason and then not letting me write you back, I will miss you. Wife person, I will miss the protracted and incredibly hilarious internet fight we never got to have. Husband person, I will miss your genitals that I touched all those times inside your wife’s crazybrain. It was brief but beautiful, and we’ll always have the memories. Of all that time we never spent together. Because I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE. Good luck with your divorce. Love, Lindy.
Um … why are you hiding his identity? You have no obligation to protect him from public ridicule. He and his wife were rude and horrible to you. Payback is mandatory.
..whoa.. his fb info says they’re separated…whoa….i think i’ll tiptoe away now..
Sluts Unite! @46. And because we have more experience (MUCH more), sluts make better lovers, by far.
Lindy: All in all, better to take the high road in this mess than be dragged down to the poop-level where this insecure and dramatic muggle-woman lives her sad little life.
Todd: Good luck with the separation. Sounds like it was probably overdue. Nobody should cave to insane behaviour and emotional-manipulation.
Todd, you should divorce that idiot wife.
C’mon, you know the wife hacked his account. Or was looking over his shoulder.
@35: No, it’s NOT. /b/ is not your personal army
@ 22, which part of this tired drama qualifies as “brilliant performance artists”? Once upon a time in the east, there were brilliant performance artists. Now every hack student dropout seems to qualify in Seattle…oh, Jen, please review this thread of tripe….
Christ, you’re so fucking boring.
@59 Agree. That’s why I de-friended Christ from my facebook. Also, he kept friend-requesting sluts.
Anyway, we’re separated now.
@59 – I know, right? Thank god you came along. Now this thread is interesting.
@3, FUCK YOU. I’m only 52, dammit!
Yup, my money’s on that reply being from the wife while she was raiding the husband’s Facebook desperately seeking evidence that he was porking Lindy. There is no way in which that would not be characteristic of this particular variety of psycho.
@62 No offense intended. God knows, pervy obsessive e-stalker Lindy-love is boundless and knows no age.
We need a poll. Is Lindy West a slut?
Enquiring minds want to know. Or at least to have dirty conversations about it and speculate….
Clearly she is. Look at those bangs.
Lindy West makes SLOG post about Lindy West, film at 11.