Newt Gingrich, defender of traditional marriage, was still married to his second wife—and still fucking the living shit consecrated host out of Callista, then his “devout Catholic” mistress, now his “devout Catholic” third wife —when he asked his second wife for an open marriage:

Marianne Gingrich, a self-described conservative Republican, said she is coming forward now so voters can know what she knows about Gingrich. In her most provocative comments, the ex-Mrs. Gingrich said Newt sought an “open marriage” arrangement so he could have a mistress and a wife. She said when Gingrich admitted to a six-year affair with a Congressional aide, he asked her if she would share him with the other woman, Callista, who is now married to Gingrich…. “He wanted an open marriage and I refused.” Marianne described her “shock” at Gingrich’s behavior, including how she says she learned he conducted his affair with Callista “in my bedroom in our apartment in Washington.”

Technically you’re not asking your wife for an open marriage if you’ve already been fucking another woman for six years. You’re presenting your wife with an ultimatum. That doesn’t make you a proponent of open marriage, Newt, it makes you a CPOS.

But Newt’s got a new campaign slogan: “Screw as I say, not as I screw.”

And then there’s this:

She said Newt moved for the divorce just months after she had been diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, with her then-husband present. “He also was advised by the doctor when I was sitting there that I was not to be under stress. He knew,” she said. Gingrich divorced his first wife, Jackie, as she was being treated for cancer. His relationship with Marianne began while he was still married to Jackie but in divorce proceedings, Marianne said.

So, Callista, how’s your health?

62 replies on “Newt Gingrich: Doing Monogamish All Wrong”

  1. If Paul is so wonderful and pure, why isn’t he running as a third party candidate? Why does he continue to ba a Republican?

    He’s a fraud, and only a fool would take him seriously. He’s not even in Nader’s class.

  2. A prayer for Calista’s continuing good health:

    Oh Great Substitute for Personal Responsiblity in the sky, you came to us in the mail during the GOP primary, unsolicited, and we cast you into the trash can unopened – Hear our prayer!

    Protect the health of thy devoted Catholic servant, Calista Gingrich because, in the event she becomes the nation’s First Lady and falls ill, the Lincoln bedroom will need to have a revolving door installed and the cost burden will be substantial to your humble American tithe givers.

    We ask this in the name of thy elect representative on earth who has been endorsed by the National Organization for Marriage as the model for holy marriage, Newt Gingrich.

    Amen!

  3. What IS funny is the fact that YOU , Dan will spend eternity burning in Hell, not only for the malicious things you write about others , clearly showing a lack of self esteem but because you are sticking your eh hmmm in another man and raising a child. EWWWWW Yuck. Truly I say , people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Repulsive to say the least.

  4. Of course the lying Newt is going to call his ex a liar. His wife number 3 is NO better, she a whore too!! A good Christian woman wouldn’t have an affair with a married man!!! I hope he’s not getting viagra!!! Pretty soon we might be able to call him ‘Henry the VIII’. Scumbag hypocrite!!!

  5. @52

    I agree, that’s a problem, but roe vs wade can not be overturned by any president. We had eight years of pro-life bush and it did not happen. Only the courts can do that. However if we continue to have imperial presidents that spend gazillions of dollars we do not have on the military and wars it is entirely possible that all of our rights including those of your uterus will evaporate when this country goes bankrupt and is taken over by true fascists. Plus, if all that money and energy does not go into military folly imagine all the resources that could be made available to education. And education of women, in particular, is the greatest facilitator of reproductive rights that we know of.

  6. Has anyone actually verified that Callista is human? She seems more like an animated blow up doll to me. And I’ve never actually seen her face move…

  7. gingrich (ging-RICH) n. 1. a constructed fabric composed of dried sperm, cum, and pubic hair. 2. Former US Representative Newt Gingrich

  8. @59: Ad hominem tactics can actually be appropriate in some circumstances. If someone is making an unverified claim, pointing out that he has a history of lying is an ad hominem attack, but is perfectly acceptable as a counter to his claim. Bye bye.

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