HULK WILL SMAAAAAASH!! RYAN TANNER-ALEXANDER
RAAAUGHRRRR!! HULK AT WIT’S END! Wait… Hulk take deep breath… Hulk start over. Okay. Because Hulk so lonely, Hulk decide to adopt 12-year-old orphan. STOP SAYING THIS TERRIBLE IDEA. It good idea, because Hulk no longer lonely… but now Hulk FURIOUS! It all started when Hulk change adopted daughter name to “Lisa Hulk.” Lisa Hulk say, “But I already have a name—it’s Chrissy!” Hulk say, “Hulk your father now, Lisa Hulk! And Hulk no like Chrissy! It remind Hulk of mean girl in high school. Besides, Chrissy Hulk sound stupid!” Then Lisa Hulk stomp off to room and slam door…