A riot cop holds  flower gun.
  • Goldy | The Stranger
  • A riot cop holds one of those “flower” guns.

To be clear, most of my interactions with Seattle police officers during the Occupy Seattle protests have been friendly, respectful, and professional, but last night… not so much.

When I asked an officer what his scary looking riot gun shot, he repeatedly responded “flowers.” Ha, ha. And every time I struggled to get a close up shot of a gun (rain on the lens was fucking with my autofocus), another clown-cop, the appropriately named Officer Jokela kept jumping in the way, striking what he thought were comical poses.

Later (alas, after my video camera had apparently run out of power), when I told another officer that I was a reporter, and asked whether I was safe filming where I was, or whether the next time the pepper spray came out I would be sprayed along with the protesters, he laughed: “Stand there and you’ll find out.” Hey, thanks for the help, officer.

I guess I just don’t get cop humor.

To be clear, whatever the circumstances, and whatever the law, last night Seattle police were assaulting civilians and laughing about it. And that’s just not cool. Several of the victims I talked to said they were indiscriminately pepper sprayed with no verbal warning, with one woman describing the pain as like having “habanero pepper seeds rubbed on your eyeballs.” And as Cienna reports, one US Coast Guard veteran complains that he was mocked by officers as he attempted to recover from his own assault, an incident that I believe I observed as I was calling in my final report from the scene. I didn’t actually hear the exchange, but I can confirm that the officers were smiling and laughing.

So far, Seattle has escaped the worst kind of police abuses we’ve seen in NYC, Oakland and elsewhere, and most of the officers deserve some credit for the restraint they have shown, especially in the face of deliberate provocation on the part of a handful of “anarchists.” But there are certainly some bad apples on the force who are just itching to lash out, and who seem to disturbingly enjoy their opportunities to do just that; it’s something their commanding officers and more responsible colleagues might want to keep an eye on, because pepper spray, tear gas and rubber bullets may be nonlethal, but they are not flowers, and they are certainly no joke.

I’ve got no problem with officers darkly kibitzing amongst themselves if that’s what it takes to relieve the tension. But if they continue to openly show disrespect for the citizens they serve, that attitude can’t help but be returned.

Officer Jokela strikes a pose as he attempts to prevent a reporter from doing his job.
  • Goldy | The Stranger
  • Officer Jokela strikes a pose as he attempts to prevent a reporter from doing his job.

62 replies on “Seattle Cops Think Rubber Bullets and Pepper Spray Are a Big Joke”

  1. Seattleblues @39: Wishing physical violence on me, huh? I guess nothing takes the sting out of the constant intellectual ass kicking you get here in the comment threads.

  2. Now that I have seen the post about the Costie. You Officer Jokela is acting like a Juggalo sporadic,disorganized, individualistic and an asshole you fucking clown!

  3. I’m new to reading the Stranger, but this Goldy already strikes me as an angry man with a chip on his shoulder toward authority.

    Goldy, we get it. In you’re mind, you’re a rebel fighting the good fight. In reality, you’re just as slanted and myopic as a Fox News contributor.

    So that you don’t give the rest of us more reasoned, analytical liberals a bad name, would you mind toning down the anger a little? I mean holy sh*t.

  4. Captain Wigged Out!

    How the heck are ya, old buddy? Hope the wife and kiddies are doing well. Job going good for you pal? Get the gutters cleaned out for the winter?

    Well good to talk to you. Take care now.

    @57

    Please do. OPA needs more stories of good cops doing their jobs. The SPD was a model of restraint and courtesy in the face of a mob, and should be recognized for it.

    @53

    I have no need to wish violence on someone so earnestly seeking that it be directed to him.

    If ever I recieve an intellectual ass kicking here, I’ll get back to you on whether it stings or not.

Comments are closed.