There’s no way around it. Dolly Parton was born in the sea they just discovered on the Jupiter moon of Ganymede. Say it with me, GANYMEDE. If you say it enough times, it begins to sound exactly like, “Islands In the Stream.” Which is Dolly and Kenny Roger’s not-so-cloaked duet about lying down in a stream, on Ganymede. And terraforming. Look at the lyrics: “Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown/I set out to get you with a fine-tooth comb. I was soft inside/there was something going on. Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, eating ice cream. Making sweet love in the sweet grass after having a few beers, uh huh.” The song, and the picture above, are proof Dolly Parton is not from Earth. It’s Friday the 13th. Look out for banana peels, and other mildly strange shit.