• “a gay lobby in the heart of the Holy See”
• “orgies with Swiss Guards and Roman priests”
• “celibacy-challenged prelates start snooping”
• “screenshots of the priest”
• “a little black book for anyone who might be interested in gay sex with priests”
• “the errant priest”
• “allegedly asks Baldon if he knows any young 17-year-old men who are ‘thin and well endowed'”
• “the pinnacle when it comes to priestly peccadilloes”
• “the priest was nude and visibly excited with the camera”
• “His fantasy was that I was Judas Iscariot and, since I had betrayed Jesus, I had to pay the price by becoming his slave“
If you need me, I’ll be on YouTube watching Jinkx Monsoon’s cover of “Have a Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd. Jinkx rewrote all the lyrics to be about baking different kinds of gay men into pies. It’s called “Have a Little Twink.”
