No, thanks, I don't want your shedding, shit-eating dog anywhere near the deli where I shop. And no, I don't want your shedding, shit-eating, whimsically named dog anywhere near my produce either. And no thanks, I don't want to pet your stupid dog who's now just started barking at the stressful stomping around of all these shoppers. Oh hey, what do you know, your dog's barking is now causing all the other dogs in this grocery store to start barking too.
Hey, I have an idea! Could you just leave your dog at home? You're at the grocery store. Oh, hey, there go all the samples!