I'll take dogs to children any day. Children are awful.
These people just can't fathom how everyone else isn't as enamored with Sprinkles as they are themselves. Leave your lovable, sweet, furry friend at home or tied up outside. For every one person who wants to pet your poochie, there are three others who see you as as entitled, arrogant , and self-centered. Dogs don't belong in restaurants, coffee shops or grocery stores and those businesses shouldn't put up with it.
Yeah, and while we're at it, let's ban children under the age of seven from stores - have you SEEN what those little disease-vectors put in their spit-dribbling mouths using their filthy hands that they then paw all over everything? Also, homeless people, because who knows if they even wash or what they use to wipe their asses with? And old people, because they smell funny and that can't be good to have around my organic, GMO-free, fair-trade endive! In fact, I'd like to ban everyone BUT me from stores, because I don't know where the rest of you have been, or what you do, and it would just be safer that way. And please keep the store employees at a safe distance - say 20 feet minimum - from me while I'm shopping, because I'm pretty damned sure you've picked up something along the way, and I don't want it, whatever it is!
No, thanks, I don't want your crying, drooling child anywhere near the deli where I shop. And no, I don't want your crying, drooling, whimsically named child anywhere near my produce either. And no thanks, I don't want to smile your stupid child who's now just started staring at me like the devil's own spawn. Oh hey, what do you know, your child just pooped it's pants and the check out like smells like a latrine.
Why are there so many kids everywhere suddenly? Why are there so many grocery stores overrun with kids? Why does everyone who likes kids assume that everyone likes kids?
Hey, I have an idea! Could you just leave your kid with a sitter? You're at the grocery store and other people have to deal with your very not cute offspring.
Let's ban babies from stores. They are horrible, poop themselves & their screams are blood curdling. Also let's ban people in flip flops from stores because they always have the nastiest hooves. And people with BO need to go as well. As for dogs... well I don't agree that they belong in grocery stores either but the food is not floor-level with them and tying them up outside is dangerous (sometimes you don't plan your grocery store trip and just need to run in for one quick item) but this kind of overreaction is moot since service dogs are legal and should always be legal. Nobody is assuming you love their dog or expecting you to love their - but they love their companion so fuck-all what some whiny ass hipsters think. Also, dogs do need to be socialized or y'all are the first to bitch about that too. Here's a thought: If you have a problem with other people, animals, stores, policies whatever else... then perhaps living in a large city is not for you. Stop trying to be the social-police and go back to your cave.
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