Its a partial list.
It's a partial list. stocklight / Shutterstock.com

The fact that you can't zoom in on Instagram pictures.
Puffy cheetos.
The 90s.
That ingredient that caused anal seepage.
Best American Poetry 2015.
How long it took Sherman Alexie to cut his mullet.
Dan Savage's support of the invasion of Iraq.
The Ashley Madison hack.
Crystal Pepsi.
My support of the invasion of Iraq.
Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
The line at Rhino Room on a Friday night.
The existence of Rhino Room instead of that bike shop where I could conveniently pump up my tires.
The lie of white chocolate.
Onion pizza at Bill's Off Broadway.
The decision to pass in the last play of the Superbowl.
Fukushima.
Gluten.
The confusing lack of moral certainty where the Pope is concerned.
Low self-esteampunks.
Pigeon's feet.
The Star Wars prequels.
The urine alley between Broadway and 10th.
Those three weeks without Free Will Astrology.