Snowden made his Twitter debut six hours ago! So far, he's only following one organization: the NSA.

Bahahhahahahahahahaha.

As of this second he's written seven Tweets and has 631K followers. He's covered the topics of cat pix, his hero/traitor status (he'd like to be considered a citizen with a voice, please), and his work for the Freedom of the Press Foundation.

Of the 2016 Republican presidential candidates, George Pataki has had the most to say about Snowden's new social media habit:


What are you afraid of, Pataki? The poor guy's stuck in Moscow, scrolling through his feed, just trying not to accidentally retweet Twitter porn LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

Welcome to one of the most rage-filled and yet somehow deeply boring places on the internet, Snowden.