I think I’m worried about the Seahawks. Sure, they beat the Detroit Lions 13-10 on Monday, but they looked fairly iffy against a pretty bad team: Russell Wilson ran for his life, the team couldn’t force a turnover until the absolute death, and they needed a weird lucky break for that turnover to count.

At the same time, Wilson played very well for three quarters, an injured Marshawn Lynch was missed (but not to the degree fans may have feared), and the defense has only given up three points since Kam Chancellor returned and got the turnover it needed at the moment it needed it. So maybe I’m not worried about the Seahawks?

I don't know. Let’s break this weird game down:

• Russell Wilson is unbelievable, but the limitations of the offensive line cannot be ignored. And as of now, they don’t seem like they can be solved through schematics. The Lions killed the Seahawks in the second half with corner blitzes; even when the Seahawks knew what was coming and called it out before the snap, Wilson still faced the sort of pressure that would bring down 95 percent of quarterbacks. On one of his two fumbles, I think three guys were unblocked. Maybe 6? It was atrocious. Assignments were all over the place.

Wilson had some bad moments, but let’s look at his stats: 20/26 for 287 yards, a touchdown and no interceptions, plus 40 yards rushing. Given what Wilson was facing, he was great. He had five improvised plays that went beyond the capacities of all but the rarest of NFL quarterbacks, and five plays that went for big gains that should have been sacks. Incredible.

• Also, fumble luck is capricious. Last year, the Seahawks recovered all 11 of Wilson’s fumbles. He lost two in one quarter in this game. The only thing more capricious than fumble luck is Capri Sun… sometimes that straw goes right in the top of the pouch, but the rest of the time you got syrupy garbage drink everywhere. AND DON’T SAY PUNCH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM… HOW DO YOU PUT THE DRINK DOWN THEN, SMART GUY?

• Speaking of Capri Sun fumble luck, how 'bout the Seahawks dodging a big illegal batting bullet after KJ slapped Chancellor’s game-sealing fumble out of the back of the end zone. Turns out that isn’t allowed. I sensed the play was a violation, insofar as I twinged when it happened because whenever anything cool happens in the NFL that you don’t see very often, it’s usually an asinine and obscure penalty that will rob the viewer of the coolness they just witnessed. I didn’t know it was a rule, I just know the NFL loves to have rules. This missed call was a victory for the Seahawks and coolness and decency (they deserved to not lose after Chancellor’s amazing play). I’ll take it.

• There are key third downs where Luke Willson is on the field and Jimmy Graham isn’t that are shaving years off my life. I’ve never been a member of the cadre that thinks offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell should be relieved of his duties, but come on man. Come on. Put Jam Jam in the game on third and medium.

• Also, does anyone else think Bevell looks like he’s aged about 15 years since the Super Bowl?

• As The Stranger is the only media outlet in America not funded by that daily fantasy garbage, these write-ups need a weekly feature called Fuck DraftKings and FanDuel in which I say fuck DraftKings and fuck FanDuel. Fuck DraftKings. Don’t play DraftKings. Fuck FanDuel. Don’t play FanDuel. Ahhhhh… that felt good.

• Here are the names of some good Seahawks players who I thought were quietly good on Monday: Doug Baldwin, Cary Williams, Jordan Hill, Cliff Avril, Frank Clark. Good job, guys!

• You know who played great this week? Steven Hauschka and Jon Ryan. Throwback (to 2012-13) Seahawks special teams performance so far this year: great play with the occasional dropped punt. I’ll take it, even if I know Pete won’t.

At this point in the year the team hasn’t really had a regular game. The Bears were terrible, the Rams have our number at their home field, the Packers are great and were out for revenge, and now this one got super weird on us. And next week the team has to play a high-flying Cincinnati that looks to be among the league’s best on the road. It’s a 10 a.m. start, which always bodes ill for the Seahawks. Nothing about this matchup is good. I would really like to see the Seahawks play well. And that means pressuring Andy Dalton. The Bengals' O-Line has been extraordinary this year, and if Seattle can bring them down a peg they can win a game that they will certainly not be favored in.